Shirley Stabs

Author/self-publisher/former housewife

(PARODY ACCOUNT, not affiliated with Spirit Halloween) account ran by @JustThatFroggo

[Shirley Stabs @Formallymrsstab]

I’ve made myself a “strawpage” where anyone can directly talk with me or send me drawings (hopefully of me ❤️)

https://t.co/PgAqwSNhZa

[Shirley Stabs @Formallymrsstab]

@nightcritter_ I have some left over meatloaf if you want some ❤️

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@Rabidprincess09 ….sure..

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I made meatloaf, who wants some? ☺️❤️

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@harveycarveyy That’s nice

[𝒦ennedy 𝜗𝜚 Odette’s angel @kkennylicious]

good morning everyone i dreamt up a new bean boozled flavor and i ran to recreate it when i woke up

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I just realized I left the oven on at my old house…oops..❤️

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@r4diationpo1son Where’s your mom, I just want to talk to her…

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So wonderful to see these drawings, and I even have a fan, how nifty ❤️

[︎ ︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink]

GO!! AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING TWINK WITH YOU!

[Shirley Stabs @Formallymrsstab]

@WACKAMOLEGAME That’s the spirit 😊

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I haven’t, sorry dear..

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//I forgot the first funny FUCK AUUUUGGGGGHHHH

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Yes very johnny..funny indeed😒

As for the anonymous person, thank you, I’m sure you’re gorgeous yourself.

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

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Maybe I should volunteer as a camp counselor..

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@TRAGlCCOMEDIAN With what money?

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Does everyone here have something going on? How are y’all tweeting from a psych ward?

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

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@knifespinner Have you tried wearing gloves to protect your hands? It’s also good at not leaving fingerprints..