nick morrison

rule #76

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@netflix This is why we don’t feel bad sharing logins

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dudes will binge watch the taken franchise then when real pedo human traffickers show up they vote for them 3 times and hang their flag on their truck

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@TexasTroell @JoJoFromJerz He’ll be dead soon enough, that’s a plus

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

imagine beefing with Bad Bunny and he's over here just...tossing beef🥩

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

#BoomRoasted

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Woman in Minnesota confirms Greg Bovino's height

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
https://t.co/uoM6TqnAgJ

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

So what are we having for dinner?

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@savsays If you weren’t a fucking moron, you’d realize “who doesn’t speak good English”, isn’t grammatically correct.

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

#Prediction Trump is fucked because of Epstein. Vance is already aware and preparing to take over. Senior republicans decide they will impeach, attempt to save face by taking trump down, hoping thats enough to get votes in 2028. They know trump will be irrelevant post presidency.

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@TeresaEdelglass @DC_Draino @SLandinSoCal Yes sir

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@TeresaEdelglass @DC_Draino @SLandinSoCal “THE LIBERAL ELITE ARE RAPING ALL OUR KIDS. DRAIN THE SWAMP.!”

**Turn out it was Trump this whole time**

“NOTHING TO SEE HERE, THE LIBERAL MEDIA BLEW IT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. LETS ROUND UP ANYBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE AN IMMIGRANT AND THROW EM IN A TENT IN THE LITERAL SWAMP.”

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

those white South Africans are getting sent to El Salvador

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

This is hands down the funniest thing you’ve ever done. I still hate you tho, go back to Africa.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Watch Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 Now

Explore Vice City and beyond at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@Dom_Alford_OL Yup

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@_JiggityJohnson Woah woah woah, save some likes for the rest of us.

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@IfindRetards @MrNoSeeUm That kid being a better shot in Butler PA

[nick morrison @FormerDerelict]

@cobsonson @Acyn How so?