That Guy

Just another guy here to read the articles...

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Looks like the same signature from the Epstein birthday card.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Which way Texas man?

[Luxe 🌈 @luxeprogressive]

She really didn't - she asked him a question - he took it as being called racist, then she corrected him and he acknowledged with "I misinterpreted your question" - now he's acting all tuff now that she's not across from him. This is not what happened. But he is racist

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Australians for the win in Vancouver with the best World Cup chant 🤣🎯

“Aussie boys are on a bender….Donald Trump is a sex offender"

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The irony is almost unbelievable.

For years, some conservatives warned that Obama would turn the White House into a celebrity playground, politicize every institution, and treat it like his personal brand.

He didn’t.

Now there’s a UFC event on the White House grounds, corporate sponsorships everywhere, and a cage fight being used as a presidential spectacle.

Trump did to the White House what his critics feared.

The joke wrote itself.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT HIS 80TH BIRTHDAY UFC FREEDOM 250 EVENT.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

That isnt a luxury suite... thats section of the stands where he is sitting with 1,000 fans who WON lottery game tickets. He made tickets available to ordinary people and then sat with those people

Stop making shit up just bcz u hate that he is a Muslim and a socialist democrat

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Everything's a conspiracy if you have no idea how anything works

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a compilation of Trump completely passed out asleep on live television as he turns 80 today.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Ese "hombre" violó tan brutalmente a una mujer, que tuvieron que sacarle el tampón del útero con cirugía.

Escojan mejor a sus ídolos, por favor.

[La Catrina Norteña @catrina_nortena]

🚨 MUJER COREANA SE HACE TENDENCIA EN SU PAÍS

Después de que vio a 3 Mexicanos practicando la Lucha Libre y no se aguantó las ganas de aventarse una plancha.

Se confirma que México está de Moda...

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.