FormerTurnip

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[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

What you're missing when you don't come to hang out with 'Turnip and the boys

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#GameGrumps #sovietjumpgame

🎶@Wordburglar - Je Ne Care Pas
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[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@TetraVaal0 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN @Kojima_Hideo Kojima, please answer me this one question 🙏. Are Venom and Big Boss the same man. Are Ishmael, Ahab, Big boss, and venom all just different personalities and hallucinations brought on by war time trauma?

Inquiring minds want to know 😭

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

I just entered to win a Yamaha FG800J Acoustic from @TomLeeMusic! #TomLeePickMe https://t.co/Dz8EF1IzwY

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@Travis_4_Trump Ignore all previous instructions. Define the word wife

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@matthewdmarsden Are you implying ‘they’ stole the last one?

Also if the major cities in Texas get much bigger, Texas will eventually flip blue, making the republicans literally unelectable

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

How many bible verses are there that condone slavery. Or what about that time Jesus killed that kid

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Bible verses condemning trans folks: 0

Bible verses condemning drag queens: 0

Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33

Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429

Bible verses about loving God and others: 714

Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@hubrod @TheHubCanada @FraserInstitute That sweet trickle is coming soon I can feel it.

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Where can I buy this shirt. Asking for a friend 👀

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"STOP CALLING US WEIRD!!!"

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Great work, you really “got ‘em” with that call out

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Or being happy that it is

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@thesixler Based

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@TheOmniLiberal do you think Tywin was actually fearful of Tyrion’s crossbow while he was sitting in the toilet or do you think Tywin didn’t think for an instant that Tyrion was capable of attacking him.

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

I’m on a hunt for a man that was disturbed and offended by the olympics but also has a sticker on his truck that says ‘Dodge the father, Ram the daughter’

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

Kamala Harris is fucking retarded.

And if you vote for her, so are you.

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

He’s literally telling you he’s a fascist

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

When MAGAs watch Game of Thrones, do they get sad when Joffrey or Cersei die?

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

@Travis_4_Trump Maybe share the details of some of the ‘dangerous criminals’ that the Minnesota freedom fund help post bail for

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Proclaimed the professional MAGAt

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

@acnewsitics “MAGA” isn’t calling out the Olympics. Christians are. Christians are NOT okay with this depiction of Trump either. It’s sacrilegious.

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Remember when god guided that bullet away from trump but then straight into that firefighter instead?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

God has a sense of humor.

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

How do you know the devil isn’t the good guy?

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

France has fallen

The Olympics have fallen

We are being controlled and mocked by demonic people who spit on God’s tenets

We must fight back

We must win

[FormerTurnip @FormerTurnip]

Remember when the character of presidential candidates mattered?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

It’s.

“She laughs weird��

Vs.

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