CJ

reluctantly back.📍anywhere in the world

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

@inkedupgeek79 I feel this so much 😭 it’s hard to be unconventional in a very conventional world 🫂

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

How’s the fresh fade? 😉

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

This week’s entry:

“Just need to work on your bulge”

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

GBBO out of context:

“Where’s the hole?”

“I didn’t stretch it enough”

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

How many times is too many times in a row to listen to Stereo Love? Asking for a friend.

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

nothing like waking up hyperventilating because you were in a dream where you got pew-pew’d 😩

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

Update: I think the lock is a bust 😭

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

all toyed up for future sl00ting activities… 😏

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Pokémon Keycaps

[H. Oliver Hamlin @OliverHamlin]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles!

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

ok ok new 🥵 unlocked:

butt dimples 🤤

(also inviting better names for this)

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

So sorry to be late to the jocktober party 😅

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

Con: it’s October 12th and it’s 95 degrees outside 🥵

Pro: it’s October 12th and it’s still hot shirtless men season 🤤

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

Reminder if you want to view more 🌶️ you can find it here 😉 30% your first month 😘

https://t.co/ypfEjyXe7Z

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

Did you even take a flight if you didn’t take a naughty bathroom selfie?

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

First night in the U.S. after months abroad. Pulled out my plug adapter to plug my phone charger into the wall and was confused when it didn’t fit 😅😂

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

Oof, drag me 😭

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go

[CJ @FormerlyCJ]

@inkedupgeek79 Need 🥵