Dank Williams Jr.

tomato farmer

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@tacobell Check on your Glasgow KY facility.

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@rickkosick Sorry Kosick, 26+ years of belly laughs. Salute! 🏴‍☠️🎬🎥

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@rickkosick @jackassworld 25 years of laughs. Thanks for everything!

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@tacobell Y'all have problems with your store in Glasgow Kentucky.

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@Hertz Is it normal to be billed 85 dollars after payment, on time return and a full tank of gas? Your a.i. phone service is absolutely worthless and when I asked for a human I was put on perpetual hold.

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@tacobell Did you start skimping on toppings etc or is it just at the store I'm at?

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Opinion: Ultimately, Colbert’s departure is no loss for American culture. The nation needs unifying voices more than polarization in comedy shows. https://t.co/WakibTWZZs

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If you use social media to protest a data center you might as well protest against avocado farming while eating guacamole.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I called to cancel my health insurance because I couldn't afford the premium.

The rep asked why.

I said $480 a month for a plan with a $6,500 deductible isn't insurance.

It's a monthly fee I pay to still go bankrupt if anything actually happens.

She didn't have an answer.

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@nonstabIe Talk

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@lawyer_memes You are a dick.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Me avoiding everything I needed to get done this weekend

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@TaraBull Director of Gaybird affairs.

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@DrRitaDed Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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@AntiWokeMemes Bro's

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@TrumpsHurricane Large wang

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@sizzle_sarah Double leg takedown

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@BleacherReport @4thand1show They weren't looking for someone who dresses like a cartoon cat.

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@realMaalouf Fuck off

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@esjesjesj Gay shit