Norstar FC

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

@jonoblain @DjCaro @CVWritingLondon @Fairlop_FC @hmh_jyc @OfficialRCole @RedbridgeJC @Oaks_Football @HendonUtd Clearly the last to be picked in the school playground. Terrible referee and even worse human being

[MGBSFL @_mgbsfl]

Matchday! The new season starts today with Champions @HendonUtd taking on CA Cup holders @Oaks_Football in the Charity Shield at Cockfosters FC. 2pm kick off - be there!

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

@EccentricAdvert your mother LOVES chewing gum!

[NFE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 @NFETHFC]

@DjCaro ive seen better abriviations of team names

[Danny Caro 🎗️ @DjCaro]

Safe Hands award: Jake Doffman @NorstarRaiders

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

@DjCaro @maccabigb that's our boy!

[Danny Caro 🎗️ @DjCaro]

GOAL: 3-0 @maccabigb 33 gone as Jonny Kay produces a Hoddle-esque chip from 30 yards.

[Danny Caro 🎗️ @DjCaro]

GOAL: @maccabigb 1-0 up as Yoav Kestenbaum holds off defender and fires home from acute angle against run of play.

[Jonny Wilkinson @JonnyWilkinson]

I am 1 of the luckiest people alive today. I had a 17 season career and have been given way more than I will ever be able pay back.Thank you

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

@JewishNewsUK David Wolff expected to announce minute's silence before opening games of next season

[Jewish News @JewishNewsUK]

Breaking shwarma news - Solly's in Golders Green to serve last ever meal tomorrow - Jewish News http://t.co/IMpBDL2A2S

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

We will now just stick to posting selfies of the chairman

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

The offending tweets have been deleted (although they can possibly still be seen on Instagram)

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

Apologies for earlier tweets. Someone clearly has no idea how to use social media. Disciplinary action has been taken

[Jewish News @JewishNewsUK]

Norstar win at UK’s biggest Jewish 5-a-side event: http://t.co/hBiAezgPQP @NorstarRaiders @maccabigb

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

Three points behind the 'greatest Jewish team ever' isn't too bad in our first season...

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

Congratulation to Hendon FC. Worthy treble winners. Looking forward to challenging them again next season!

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

For one week only, we are all @LondonLions_ fans - only a four-goal win will do

[(((Simon Lawrence))) 🇮🇱 💚🤍 🟦 @HFC_Guv]

@philpete what's the spirit? #PetersOutRichmanIn

[Norstar FC @FormerlyNorstar]

@DjCaro decent maths DC!