Transits

Passionate Logistics

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Other people's happiness is not your responsibility.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓🌿 @TheGreenHaze19]

Being a professional stoner means laughing at a joke so hard you forget the joke but keep laughing anyway.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Don't announce your moves. Confirm your arrival. A fish with a closed mouth never gets caught.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Usiwaijiona important Sana hii life. People have a way of moving on.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Parents detect fake friends

Kids detect fake relatives

Friends detect fake love

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon

[Transits @FormlessYeah]

@AlinurMohamed_ Even a 2 year old will tell you 10 is Greater than 7

[mariana Z @mariana057]

When you say you don't drink, everyone insists you have one.

When you say you don't eat meat, everyone tries to feed you steak.

But say you're broke...

and suddenly no one offers anything.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Who needs a gym when life keeps exercising my patience???

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

Never take a loan to impress a woman because one day, the woman might lose interest in you, but the loan will not.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

And anyone who can spell Drawer backwards will get a reward.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Too many authors to cite?

No problem et al.

[Transits @FormlessYeah]

@japillowKE Hii ndio gari moshi

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Accidentally broke my nephew’s model rocket.

Now I owe him an Apollo G.

[Transits @FormlessYeah]

@jijow_ke zinaitwa Guardiola

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

not a single person who has disrespected me has a life i admire. i think that says it all.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Late diagnosed autism is realizing everybody else was not rehearsing conversations, mentally preparing to leave the house, getting overwhelmed by noise and needing a recovery day after being social.

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

In adults diagnosed with ADHD, cannabis use was prevalent, with daily users showing higher rate of cannabis use disorder and co- morbid psychiatrist diagnoses. In adults diagnosed with ADHD, 75% reported using cannabis, with 41% reporting prior 30- day use

[Kevin Jordan @kevin_jordan__]

I wish I didn't have ADHD.

I'm tired of ghosting friends I love.

I'm tired of starting projects I'll never finish.

I'm tired of apologising for things I can't control.

Anyone calling this a superpower has never had to live inside it.