Formula Wang

it's not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me.

[Bim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @11122X]

I had to do it 😆
#FullMetalJacket

[jeff @VulcanMoron]

@Formulawang @11122X Who is Brian

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@VulcanMoron @11122X Did have to double check 😂

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@VulcanMoron @11122X

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@VulcanMoron @11122X I always do it, my brain thinks “fuck you thumbs, try and keep up”

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

TLDR: he still has diarrhea

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@benhabib6 @_AdvanceUK You were the party I told people about, to get behind and support, for one last chance to get our country back from the hands that have throttled it. I believe Restore has a real chance, You’ve shown great character. To do this now, I salute you sir.

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations.

Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023.

The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly

You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient.

The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast.

The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually).

The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran.

The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike.

Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice.

Just 7 seconds.

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @MTGraveStudio 😂

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@fanciefiestie3 Also the calf, as my friend can attest, when my brakes failed and I ploughed those nasty bastards straight into his calf 😬

[fanciefiestie @fanciefiestie3]

Shin destroyer

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @MTGraveStudio Ahh that makes more sense, thought I was going mental

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @MTGraveStudio Does it go on for ages? I remember thinking not this again

[fanciefiestie @fanciefiestie3]

Hey isn’t that the kid who didn’t snitch on John Connor? https://t.co/IEgCNuiiLo

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @MTGraveStudio The overuse of nirvana in the Batman

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @11122X Banes origin story

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @11122X @patsmithcomedy

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @Avabelly__

[Bim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @11122X]

@patsmithcomedy Imagine a country where it rains 70% of the year running out of water.

Surely there are enough pot holes to keep the supplies in at this point.

[Formula Wang @Formulawang]

@6demonbagg @11122X @patsmithcomedy He’ll ask him for a cup of piss