Sudsy Mopwater

just another shitty day in paradise

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

Was everyone just born knowing the lyrics to Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

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@LN_hoke36 Did this exact thing for hours on end at my cabin as a kid. About lost my shit in excitement when I found a coffee cup and a rusty chew tin

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@TwinsAlmanac Chili Davis

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

I’m a huge proponent of this.

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

Saying "okey dokey" during a field sobriety test

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@DanSoder @DanSoder I think you may have mentally blocked who Leonard Marshall is due to him snapping Montana in half and injuring him back in the day.

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

@heyshanb Yeah except for the whole war criminal thing

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@miles_commodore Metrodome

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Most memorable part of the #tysonvspaul fight was Iron Mike's asscheeks

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

Elon Musk can land a fucking spaceship in a pickle jar and #Netflix can't get their stream to work after months of constant hype. Sweet!

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I think if I set a ringtone of this as my alarm I would start every day with vigor, purpose, and joy

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This mf made the same song 1000 times

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

The news cycle is so fast I almost forgot Trump blew Hulk Hogan a kiss a few months ago.

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I want to watch a Yankees- Dodgers world series like I want to get hit by a bus

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@historyinmemes That's parade rest

[Sudsy Mopwater @Forrdawg]

I would like to see the Costco guys go into Italian delis and give scathing reviews

[Twins Insider @PrimeBeauregard]

How the middle aged white dudes with the never walz signs feel walking around the fair