Master Finger Blaster

Childhood pornstar turned rapper. Do whatever makes you fucking happy. Contact: [email protected]

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

This banana is located at
826 E Main St. in Louisville, KY If u want it.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

My pee smells like cat food.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

@Wendys y’all might as well shut down your whole restaurant on West Broadway in Louisville cuz if these merrferrkins get any slower they’re gonna start moving in reverse. I won’t be able to afford it cuz I’m about to lose my job. can’t even sneak off and get a sandwich

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Some of you would eat poop if it tasted good. I know it.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Homegirl at speedway in Jtown is digging around in her booty like she lost five bucks in there or something.

[Yons @yonsofficial]

Why do rich white ppl keep trying to make washing ya ass lame

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Hahahahahahah dude it’s Brink-182

[Link Pellow @LinkPellow]

ANTI CROWD

March 20th

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Why does my son look older than me 😂

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Do they call it an onion booty cause every time you eat it you cry?😭😭

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Burger King always smells like old birthday candles.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

You can’t tell me this random piece of ripped drywall doesn’t look like Falkor cause it does.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

I feel like adding the words “adult use only” makes it sound like you have to shovel this ice melt into your ass.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

This port o potty slogan is in god we trust which makes me feel way better about using it.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

I’m sitting next to two married men at the bar who are cheating on their wives with each other. Life is crazy. Ppl create the most unneeded stress.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

I just made some weird drunken ramen noodle concoction and idk if tastes good or like vomit but I’m cool either way. 🍜

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Man I feel like lil durk lookin more and more like jay z everyday idk

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Plus I’m getting kinda anxious cause to fail is not an option.

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

If my hot sauce doesn’t taste like it’s mixed witg rubbing alcohol I don’t want it

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

YEAH BABY!

[Kr8vN8vs Records @kr8vn8vsrecords]

Although we are disappointed we are no longer going on tour, we are still excited to play Zbar on the 26th with a our friends @isolationtankensemble and @forrestgumpshun

#TheN8vs #IsolationTankEnsemble #Kr8vN8vsRecords #Bkr8v #OneTeamOneDreamAndShit #MixedGenreShow

[Master Finger Blaster @ForrestGumpshun]

Idk if y’all drink sprite but it’s been a while for me AND THAT SHIT HURTS. Like drinking sweat bees, but slightly more refreshing.