Forrest Pump Capital LLP

My mama said that pump is as dump does. Providing institutional-grade analysis on the digital asset market. Formerly an executive at The Federal Reserve.

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

Perhaps that isn’t blood in the water and it is just all blood

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

What did we miss?

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

The twitter bots are out in force. @elonmusk help us please daddy

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

If you aren’t feeding unicorn milk to your @crypto_unicorns then where the fuck you at? $RBW

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

One clear and obvious impediment to global adoption of crypto has to be the insane jargon and buzzwords that float about in the space. That’s even before all the abbreviations

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

The DEFI-wizard intern got a promotion. Could afford a gold Apple Watch, bottled water, edamame beans, MacBooks & Cortados

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When we said $UNIM, we meant $RBW. The governance token for Crypto Unicorns

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

How did the super bowl not cause crypto to pump? Our alts are melting. However, there are a few projects we’re still interested in:

$ASTO (@altstatemachine)
$ASTRO (@astroport_fi)
$MARS (Mars Protocol)
$UNIM (Crypto Unicorns)

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

@HugoAlunJones Di Canio v Wimbledon & Yeboah v Liverpool/Wimbledon

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

@GaryLineker @alanshearer Does anyone like the smell of their own farts more than Gaz? #humblebrag

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

As a *real* limited liability partnership, we couldn’t agree more.

Most of the PE chads in our operations department write our tweets.

Time in the market > timing the market

[GuruLeaks @Guruleaks1]

Lots of new twitter accounts popping up claiming to be "Institutional Fund Managers" "Quants" "Veteran traders" etc

Professional traders/fund managers don't spend all day tweeting.

Be careful who you follow.

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

Don’t trust anyone with skin in the game either; only trust those with large banks of stables. No one else can be trusted.

The only real issue facing the crypto space is whether Illuvium will reach $2,000 before the token unlocks?

We think it will #bullish

[Santiago R Santos @santiagoroel]

Beware of anyone who talks about things they don’t have skin in the game. Bankers, economists, brokers, academics etc

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

Don’t check @coingecko - go outside and hug trees, since most of you don’t have families. Your #BAYC family isn’t real

[Forrest Pump Capital LLP @ForrestPump4]

Zoom out bros

[fiskantes ⭐️🩸 @Fiskantes]

without looking at price, just observing timeline…I assume everyone is once again in shock that prices dumped into chinese new year like every year

gm

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@danielesesta Lieutenant Dan, is that you?

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Some boomer at FPC hates getting rich (and doesn’t have the CoinGecko app)!

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At FPC, we need to sometimes remind our rogue interns that they have gone rogue. This is a YTD $PILLS graph:

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1000% in a month tho…

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He knows, you don’t.

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$PILLS hahahahahahahahah told you so