Benny Fortman

Benny Fortman here ! Creator of the Fort Team Charlie machinima series and the old Fire Team Charlie videos.

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@Ebri55O @CFRAOttawa Child sacrifice is common throughout human history ( e.g. sending your kids to war for fear of being ostracized by your community ). Not my kids, never.

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@wellingtondiner This could be Canada in a year from now.

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@noahwyatt79 @CFRAOttawa Better ideas to save/generate money 1. Open businesses completely as promised ( we have already met the vax target for ON ) 2. Stop paying people to stay home.

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@goodtweet6969 @wellingtondiner Can of spam right here ^

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@HappyGoLuckyRoy @CFRAOttawa Not for you or me lol. I would like to buy this as a tee shirt.

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@BfgGordie @CFRAOttawa lol. Cant risk the possible 11% increase on that 1 tho, that would be devastating. Honestly, who was that one "C" that got tested today?

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@D_Dobrovetsky @davidsmi @CFRAOttawa Are you offended ? Do you have kids? are you even Canadian? This is your bio lol "Russian-American against the disgraceful presidency of Donald Pussygrabbing Trump. Welcome back, America."

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@CFRAOttawa Where is the announcement? of course I can't find it anywhere because Very Itchy doesn't want it widely known.

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@davidsmi @CFRAOttawa I tore mine down day one. Theatre belongs in the theatre.

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@CFRAOttawa CFRA talking about 4th wave now, right on queue.

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@wellingtondiner @JimWatsonOttawa Didn't realize Porsche offered electric family vehicles under 40K... oh wait, they don't.

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@DouglasVanderv2 @CFRAOttawa Two-dope summer.

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@VeraEtches @OCYI_Ottawa @ciwnetwork @ONTrillium Very Itchy just spoke at the city pandemic update ( 2021-05-19 ). 100% vaccine talk. No announcements about schools, mental health or lifting restrictions. She conceded her absurd park mask mandate will not be renewed beyond May 24-25 when questioned about it.

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@OttawaHealth This Ryan Reynolds thing got old pretty fast. I suspect he's going to unhitch himself from the OPH cart pretty soon given the mental heath epidemic that is now upon us due to all the lockdowns and bullying from those in charge.

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@VeraEtches @OCYI_Ottawa @ciwnetwork @ONTrillium You already know the answer. You and your associates were negligent by being hyper-focused on "case counts" "R values", "ICU capacity" and poop, while ignoring the the collateral damage you caused. BTW nobody is following your outdoor mask order in this heat ( can't breathe, so).

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@lefthungry @wellingtondiner Would you invest in an area where every other small business is shuttered?

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@CFRAOttawa OMG no way. I totally wasn't expecting the numbers fluctuate seasonally like they have since the beginning of time.

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@Ciolf99 @yoyo777beach @silvana_bolano @kahnkidz @fordnation @VeraEtches @JimWatsonOttawa 💪 Easy come, easy go!!!

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@BBQManiac82 @CFRAOttawa @grahamctv Doctor? Lord Graham Richardson just said that everyone in your family needs "at least" 1 shot before you can see or hug them again. Very big words from a very small and irrelevant person. Just another preening, finger-wagging hypocrite.