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I’m a real bitch about elevators

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Last night I cried for 30mins then realized I could just =sumifs

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Girl in front of me in CorePower brought her water bottle, phone, and birth control pack into class. At 8pm on the dot, she pops that thing open mid class and takes it. Dedication I haven’t seen before ladies and I like it.

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Can’t wait for my next tweet to come out

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Brush, floss, mouthwash
Floss, brush, mouthwash?
Floss, mouthwash, brush??
STOP THE MADNESS
let the people know once and for all

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I hate it when people go into the bathroom stall directly after me. Not like I did anything crazy but still nerve wracking what if something went awry

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@CFC_Ando Brother

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Southwest walk of shame is so real like oh so you didn’t find a seat in the back and now you are to wonder aimlessly through the plane searching for a soul who’s heart you are about to break

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@eekscubed Fake news

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@eekscubed doesn’t look like me

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Broooo someone ate half the chocolate chip zucchini loaf that their roommate baked fresh today and put extra chocolate chips on top uggggghh

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@eekscubed @Greatsportstake miss you

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3 enormous women (had to be related) in front of me at the Whole Foods Amazon Return Kiosk only had 1 item to return— a scale

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Narcissist

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Anyone else convinced one of the love island final 8 contestants is a narcissist or sociopath I can’t tell which

[Jannik Sinner @janniksin]

Am i still dreaming? 👀

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I love it when my electric toothbrush stands up on its own and doesn’t fall over and spill toothpaste like yes that’s why I got u

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Huda and Chris being serenaded mid fight was such great reality tv

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@CFC_Ando @amongcarterboys @heatgators72 THE SIRCLE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER

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Sinner circle let’s get loud