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Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop.
Chef: Extra egg?
Me: Sure.
Chef nods with terrifying seriousness.
Friend: Congratulations.
Me: For what.
Friend: You've been chosen.
Me: By WHO.
Chef disappears into kitchen.
Entire staff suddenly start moving faster.
Me: Why did the atmosphere change.
Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely.
Me: That's bad?
Friend: Now he must prove himself.
Me: This feels illegal.
Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important.
Chef: Please.
Me: Why does this ramen have an aura.
Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before.
Me: WHAT SPOON?!
Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..."
Me: absolutely not.
Chef watches silently while I take first bite.
long pause
Me: ...oh my God.
Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle.
Random businessman starts clapping once.
Then the whole restaurant joins in.
Me: PLEASE STOP.
Friend wiping tears: He accepted you.
Me: IT'S NOODLES.
@xKaptainVenom@b0gur Fair enough, I honestly think OW after the reboot fixed a ton of issues.
Marvel Rivals has a long way to go, but hopefully they make the game feel more than "who's support can ult first"
'Overwatch' director Jeff Kaplan on what broke him and made him leave Blizzard:
âą Blizzard began focusing too much on 'let's make lots of money really fast' and set hefty revenue goals
âą He says he was told if the game didnât hit the benchmarks, 'we're gonna lay off 1,000 people and that's gonna be on you'
"It was the biggest 'fuck you' moment I've had in my career ... I believed I would never work anywhere besides Blizzard ... and I was like 'we're done here'"
"I wish developers would understand their own value more and stop handing the golden goose to people who don't deserve it"
(via @lexfridman)
David sits in his car. The engine is off, but he hasn't moved for ten minutes.
âHe is parked in the driveway of the house he pays for, staring at the front door. Inside, the lights are warm. He can see the silhouette of his wife, Sarah, moving in the kitchen. He can see his daughter watching TV. It looks like a perfect life.
âBut David isn't soaking it in. He is hyperventilating.
âHe grips the steering wheel until his knuckles turn white. He is taking these ten minutes to put the "mask" back on.
âAt work today, he lost a major client. The company is downsizing. He might not have a job in three months. The panic is a physical weight on his chest, crushing his lungs. He wants to walk inside, fall into Sarahâs arms, and say, "Iâm scared. I donât know if I can keep holding this up. I need you to tell me itâs going to be okay."
âBut he doesn't.
âHe remembers three years ago. His mother died. He broke down in front of Sarah. He cried. Really cried. He saw the look in her eyes shift. From comfort to fear.
The "Rock" had crumbled, and she didn't know how to look at him anymore. The attraction faded for months.
âHe learned his lesson: He is allowed to be sad, but he is not allowed to be helpless.
âSo, in the darkness of the driveway, David swallows the panic. He fixes his tie. He checks his reflection in the rearview mirror and practices the smile. The "I'm fine" smile.
âHe opens the car door and walks inside.
â"Hey, honey! You're late," Sarah says, not looking up from her phone. "Did you remember to transfer the tuition fees? The school sent a reminder."
âShe didn't bother to ask how he is.
â"Yeah, I did it," David says, kissing her cheek. She accepts the kiss, but she doesn't lean into it. That moment, he felt like he is just part of the furniture. A utility provider that keeps the lights on.
âLater that night, in bed, David reaches out. He runs his hand down her arm, starving for a touch that isn't transactional. He just wants to feel desired. He wants to know he matters.
âSarah sighs. A heavy, annoyed sigh. "David, I'm exhausted. The kids were a nightmare today. Can we just sleep?"
âHe pulls his hand back immediately, humiliated. The "Beggar Dynamic" kicks in. He feels gross for even asking. He turns his back to her, staring at the wall.
âLying there, in the house he built, next to the woman he loves, David realizes the terrifying truth:
âIf he died tomorrow, they would miss him.
But if he went broke tomorrow, hmm...
âHe realizes he isn't loved unconditionally like his daughter or the dog. He is on a performance contract. As long as the payments clear, he is allowed to stay.
âHe closes his eyes. The panic returns. But he stays silent.
âBecause the only safe space he has left is inside his own head.
Pro tip: Be very careful who you call nasty words in comp. It might just be Emreâs voice actor who will gleefully publish the quintuple kill he got off you for all to see! Enjoy getting broiled and the L, BlueLobstahđđ«¶đŒ