Emily Forth-Collyer

If I lost Jubbly, I’d be really upset too.

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

Climate change is a real thing:

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

Heartbroken, I comment on this video every year that there is a world cup final. And they’ve disabled the comments 😭
But alas, think of the rats in the sewers when you all go for your half-time piss x

https://t.co/siKPcMCMMc

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

@RoyalMail I need help with a delivery. Who can I contact. Your website isn’t helping at all

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks “how much gram,” then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. roko’s basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

Selling 2X seated tickets to Addison Rae at Brixton tonight, less than face value! https://t.co/e65utlxJ1g

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

“I’m telling you, one day in a thousand years time they’re going to dig up a copy of Harry Potter and they will think that we were all wizards” - #EmmaQuotes2025

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

CAN I COME OVER TO YOURS TO WATCH NICKELODEON

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

Embroidered asparagus bag @ Loewe FW24

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

ITV could put Fred West in the jungle and you could guarantee he'd make the final three and have people on Facebook saying "he seems a top bloke👍🏼"

[JAWS @JAWSJAWSJAWSSS]

Tbh i’m still waiting for Speilberg to come for us

[Megan Townsend @mmtowns]

My 2024 prediction is Daniel Khalife is going to become the first person convicted of terrorism let out of prison to go on I’m a celeb

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

@GoldingBF @rustyrockets You’re a silly sausage Paul

[Emily Forth-Collyer @ForthEmily]

RT @BrianEntin: Lolita the killer what has died, according to the Miami Seaquarium.
For decades -- she lived in the smallest whale tank in…

[JP @jpbrammer]

naming my daughter The Meg

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry