Sam and Max (poker night 2)

(parody run by @NykroCentral)

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_ThorLT @Fortnite_Xforce @Glados_fort @Fortnite_Joker1 @FortniteAshWill @Miku_Fortnite @FortnitePeterG @Fortnite_Peely6 @fortnite_jacksk @FortniteBatman_ @Fortnite_JackOs @Fortnite_Loki1 @fortnite_indy @t_hanos119 @NykroCentral @thanos9_11 @CrabWednesday @FortniteGalatus @Ponchiki_yt Max: I’ll add the cheese to it!

Sam: Max, that’s your shredded-up roll of toilet paper from last Tuesday.

Max: Looks like mozzarella to me.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_Xforce @Fortnite_Peely6 @Miku_Fortnite @fortnite_jacksk @FortniteBatman_ @Glados_fort @FortnitePeterG @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_JackOs @Fortnite_Loki1 @fortnite_indy @t_hanos119 @NykroCentral @thanos9_11 @CrabWednesday @FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Joker1 @Ponchiki_yt Sam: This reminds me of when Max was inside of my head while I was fighting off Brady Culture’s mind control tapes.

Max: For the record, I still have strands of his wig on my tongue! You wouldn’t let me use a lint roller on my tongue!

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortnitePeterG @FortniteBatman_ @fortnite_jacksk @Miku_Fortnite @Glados_fort @Fortnite_JackOs @FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_ThorLT @Fortnite_Loki1 @fortnite_indy @Fortnite_Peely6 @t_hanos119 @NykroCentral @thanos9_11 @CrabWednesday @FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Joker1 @Ponchiki_yt Max: He beat me to the punch, Sam! Let me at him!

Sam: settle down little buddy. Go on over to that stall over there and do your magic.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Miku_Fortnite @Glados_fort @FortniteAshWill @FortnitePeterG @t_hanos119 @NykroCentral @thanos9_11 @CrabWednesday @FortniteBatman_ @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Joker1 @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Peely6 @fortnite_indy @Ponchiki_yt Max: I just ate an 8 foot long burrito in one bite. Did no one see it happen?

Sam: I don’t think they can see what we see, little buddy.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Glados_fort @FortniteAshWill @FortnitePeterG @t_hanos119 @NykroCentral @thanos9_11 @CrabWednesday @FortniteBatman_ @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Joker1 @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Peely6 @fortnite_indy @Ponchiki_yt @Miku_Fortnite Sam: Oh we do that all the time. In fact, my partner Max is a pro at it.

Max: I’ve even learned how to do it on command!

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_Joker1 @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Peely6 @FortnitePeterG @Glados_fort @fortnite_indy @t_hanos119 @thanos9_11 @NykroCentral @Ponchiki_yt @Miku_Fortnite Sam: jumping jack-o-lanterns laced with laxatives, looks like I’m in.

Max: Oh boy! Chaos!

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_Peely6 @Glados_fort @Fortnite_Blanka @FortniteGalatus @FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Joker1 Sam: You bet we are! Max even agreed to join us this time.

Max: I haven’t eaten anything since breakfast, so I’m more than ready for some chips.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Joker1 @FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort Max: I can make a hairball come out of my ear and dynamite out of my nose!

Sam: I do believe they mean your senile nature, little buddy.

Max: Don’t be too jealous Sam! I know I have a lot of handsome features (wink wink).

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Peely6 @FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort Sam: Oh boy, I remember him. He brought quite a lot to the table. Makes me wonder how he’s doing. That fellow cracked me up.

Max: Hey sam, do you think he ever got the present we got him?

Sam: Unless the mailman went to a different dimension, I doubt it little buddy.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_Joker1 @Glados_fort Sam: By George, what’s the long frown?

Max: I get the one guy being sneaky, but I think I can relate to the jester, Sam! He reminds me of a past friend.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteGalatus @FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort Max: Welcome back big guy! Oh how I’ve missed you! Sam here thinks I’d eat the poker chips again.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteGalatus @FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort Well if it isn’t the big guy himself! Pleasure to meet you finally! My buddy Max told me about you back when you both tossed your hats in the ring

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort Well that’s surely something I haven’t heard before! It’s crazy enough to the point I believe it.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort I could say the same about your hand, but I won’t ruin the mood. If this isn’t the weirdest thing, wait until I tell you about the time my partner Max ran for President against the head of Lincoln

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Glados_fort @FortniteAshWill Great maple syrup on a hickory stump! Consider it a deal! Though I can’t guarantee Max recovered from his old habits

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_Vader @Glados_fort @GokuBlackFN None of us liked that clown.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Glados_fort @GokuBlackFN This one seems different than the clown we’ve had to deal with for so long.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Wheatley_fort @t_hanos119 @thanos9_11 @Miku_Fortnite @Glados_fort @FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_Peely6 @Fortnite_Joker1 @fortnite_indy @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteBatman_ @FortniteGalatus @Fortnite_Loki1 @FortniteIronMan @Fortnite_Blanka @Fortnite_DAVY @Fortnite_Fett @FortniteSparrow @Fortnite_Mando @Fortnite_Vader @Fortnite_Kenobi @Fortnite_Bucket

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Wheatley_fort @FortniteAshWill @Fortnite_Peely6 @Fortnite_Joker1 @fortnite_indy @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteBatman_ @Glados_fort @FortniteGalatus @Miku_Fortnite @Fortnite_Loki1 @FortniteIronMan @Fortnite_Blanka @Fortnite_DAVY @Fortnite_Fett @FortniteSparrow @Fortnite_Mando @Fortnite_Vader @Fortnite_Kenobi @Fortnite_Bucket Don’t think about it.

[Sam and Max (poker night 2) @FortniteDoomS_]

@Fortnite_Joker1 @LucidSmurf @Wheatley_fort @FortniteAshWill @Glados_fort @fortnite_indy @FortniteGalatus @Miku_Fortnite @FortniteBatman_ @Fortnite_Loki1 @Fortnite_ThorLT @FortniteIronMan @Fortnite_Peely6 @Fortnite_Blanka @Fortnite_DAVY @Fortnite_Fett @FortniteSparrow @Fortnite_Mando @Fortnite_Vader @Fortnite_Kenobi @Fortnite_Bucket Plus, this isn’t a thread for irl fortnite.