RIFC and the @RIDefiance1636 boys are all pretty jealous of our parking situation down here in #Hartford
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @hfdathletic has the greatest parking lots in the USLC.
I should know…I’ve spent hours crying there!
#USL#USLC
Hey all it’s Ryan here. Unfortunately, our fearless leader Matt and his family lost their house in a fire this morning.
Please if you can donate or share this post, it would be incredible as their family gets back on their feet.
https://t.co/IHcMKikSGC
Sorry I’ve been MIA lately, guys.
Ex-wife stuff (my man #Elon knows what I’m talkin’ about).
Anyway, #hartfordathletic been on FIRE lately. We’re def making it to the playoffs.
Got’em right where we want’em.
Loudoun’s going DOWN.
#USL#Loudoun#soccer#idriveaPTcruiser
Really hoping we can beat #Indy11 today.
Indy 11….dumb name.
Sounds like the name of an 11 hour playlist that starts with some obscure Pavement b-side.
Def not the kinda ANTHEMS blasting outta my Party Time Cruiser.
#usl#fortresshartford#hartfordathletic#soccer#ptcruiser
Lotta babes have followed me recently (def not bots! Thank, @elonmusk).
I guess what they say is true;
🎵 Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a
Hartford fan 🎵
(to the tune of ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”)
I heard they’re called “Zed Zed Top” in England
#fortresshartford#hartfordatletic
Happy Monday!
Pounded 3 of these steamed burgers before the game Saturday & lemme tell ya; they were messy goin’ in & messy comin’ out. #hartburn
Sorry, that may be “tmi” as the kids say.
But yeah, laid low yesterday and back to work today.
#fortresshartford#usl#oneHARTbeat
Ready for the party? @DaymDrops is 😄
Join us, Blue Chip Creamery Dude’s Donuts Ted’s Steamed Cheeseburgers and Wing It On Wheels for delicously unique eats during our match tonight!
🎟️ https://t.co/jGWP6sxOEl
𝐔𝐒𝐋 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬
🆕 A new club joins the Championship
💰 The rich get richer in Louisville
📈 Sacramento surge up rankings
@USLTactics analyzes and ranks all 24 USL Championship teams ⤵️
https://t.co/tMq94vHKLC
Your honor, Exhibit A that I am @hfdathletic ‘s #1 ULTRA!
Shout out to Smithfield PD for being so gentle w/ me.
Shout out @BonanzaHFD (esp. Dillon) for the bail money & the ride.
Can’t wait to CRUSH Vegas (& some natty lights) tomorrow.
Soft hands, loose cuffs, can’t lose!
I predict fireworks on and off the field this Saturday.
Las Vegas is NOT ready for the wrath of @BonanzaHFD.
Have you ever had DOZENS of people ’boo’ you…AT THE SAME TIME?!
Welcome to the insurance capital of the world…
#fortresshartford#USL#USLC#idriveaPTcruiser#soccer
Tomorrow, we are back with another: 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗗𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆?!
Before our home match, I’ll pop up somewhere in CT. If you’re one of the first 3 people who can track me down and give me the secret code word, you’ll snag a pair of tickets to the upcoming game!