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Concise. No wait. The other thing. Did she say ice-cream? Nonsense! Barricade the door!

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@roswell823 @fkamorena Jesus. A house fire is a top 3 fear. Glad something good came your way

[Ivlia @Jewel_Lia]

She’s in Hamilton and a sweetheart

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@hangsawoman Bucket of crabs

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@mrkhndy No minstrels? No Greg’s? Is this identity theft?

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@JustEatUK Don’t sweat it. Account deleted. Really appalling experience.

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@darren_scott @LiveChatQJUSTE Yeah I realised on the phonecall

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@LiveChatQJUSTE I’ve followed back

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@Seraphinaf5 71

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@SeanB95926 No one is a nobody. Well done!

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@mrkhndy

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@beemyli Did everyone clap or…?

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@moorehn JFC.

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@ayogiovanna Okay but why is your cat a recently divorced 40 year old man “just getting back out there” on the apps? (Respectfully)

[IAN HYLAND @HylandIan]

Went to see some Shakespeare last night.
Felt really cheated.
I know it said Macbeth on the ticket and posters, but for £86 surely they could’ve done something from Romeo & Juliet, The Tempest, Twelfth Night, The Merchant Of Venice or Hamlet as well.

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

There is a support act.

The show has always been advertised as “Lily Allen performs West End Girl.”

I was a few mins late as my tights were laddered and i had to change them.

The show is just over an hour as it’s just the album in its entirety.

It’s my artistic choice not to talk to the audience, the fourth wall helps with the storytelling. Most people find it to be effective.

I don’t want anyone to feel ripped off, Everyone on this tour is really working very hard to give people the best show we possibly can, and i’m extremely proud of it.

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@zahraelise_ @KFCBarstool 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“But Debbie… pastels?” Morticia sent her over the edge with that comment

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@cyborg_ballet Should have deleted the spreadsheet period

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@chegscott209 Why is Santa so mad?