Fortune Kit

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[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

This 🔥🔥 is now on streaming

Spotify: https://t.co/ajaZZu7AJt

Apple: https://t.co/UEx4kQW32s

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

🔥🎶🔥NEW SONG "DAVID SIROTA"🔥🎶🔥
I'm in the Lotus 🚗 I'm feeling like David Sirota 🔥

Who's up next out of Washington DC and NoVA?

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

🚨shitty men in media callout🚨
I know @lunch_enjoyer is some of y'alls fave but he coerced me into paying $4 to rent a movie I didn't want to see. The whole time, he had a free copy on Google Drive. I'm trying to move on but I need people to stream the song so I can recoup $4

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Garfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though he's a damn hipster like JD Vance.
with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/htx3wKDLRP

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

The vulnerable narcissist. The shaved GOAT. The Zionist hologram. All this and more on today's Fortune Kit with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/qK5I9V0b4E

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

The Blue Wiggle tries to beef with Oasis and the Washington Post pivots to the least successful ragebait of all time. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/t9YNWbyIQc

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Metallica has a whiskey that they blast with their own music to bring out the flavors more better. Soulja Boy has a brand new social media site that looks like 2007. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/75rEw0Aroj

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Don't You Wish Your 2nd Wife Was Hot Like Me! Recreate Jimi Hendrix's Last Meal Using This Canned Pantry Staple! Nobody Expected Fast Food to Be This Interesting in 2026! with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/Efw08xIIs5

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Outdoor Miner (Wire cover)

[john @johnsemley3000]

sharing the latest music news and views with Charles.

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Are Chaotic Good's tactics even remotely effective? And what exactly are they violating, the sanctity of the TikTok algorithm? The answer to none of these questions below

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

🪿Your Favorite Band is a Psyop🪿
@johnsemley3000 talks with @charlesraustin about his viral Geese article for Wired and why your favorite band is not actually a psyop.

Free episode 👇
https://t.co/IitbDi3lJs

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Alex doesn't want Soulja Boy to get his penis burned by a hot baked potato. And Pokemon cards should be currency in prison. with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/ljfk8Ept8i

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

The Pussycat Dolls were doing it on another level in 2009. We read a few reviews of a show where they wasted 15 minutes of a 45 minute set bringing out a birthday cake and singing happy birthday to a stagehand TWICE

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Meek Mill's business is moving forward at a high rate thanks to AI, and a second MAGA chud has hit the Pussycat Dolls.
with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/3MRApfonIY

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Vinnie Vincent has an incredible new album available for $2 million. Billy Joel should crash his car through the wall of a Hard Rock Cafe and leave it there so they can preserve it.
with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/e9w8PgLK0S

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Nepo baby who can’t write a song to save his life taking shots at a self-made platinum seller with an iconic discography

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

Ari Emanuel has a dope podcast with his 30-years-younger wife's best friend. And Lil Pump saw rappers doing witchcraft in order to get famous.
with @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/lUo5034oVt

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

We have teacup breeds. We need to start making microscopic breeds of mammals

[Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00]

We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. And kids should be able to buy vapes if they have good grades.
with @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen

https://t.co/rP2WQH9Omo

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

"Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2" new performance of the @FortuneKit00 stoner rock classic by @Lowenaffchen about downloading misattributed MP3s on early filesharing networks

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

John Lennon went off on this one. It makes his famous walk look not silly at all