Sadly, Gen Alpha can no longer hit important life milestones like piloting a hot air balloon at 14.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/KukpOzLEmC
Hasan Piker introduces his audience to who @davidsirota is by playing one of the crunchiest rap songs I've ever heard 😭 I might have to block David Sirota after this and he wasn't even the one who made the song omg
Sean Diddy Combs is getting Hennessy, nudes, and Chinese-style massages in prison. Plus, there should have been an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen helps the Grateful Dead fix the Wall of Sound.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/9UAyKzen90
Launched an audio/MIDI plugin "brand" with my homie today. Our first one is a creative MIDI transformation / performance tool called Guardrail. We spent 3 years developing it and I can promise you it was made by cool humans and not cynically vibe-coded!
https://t.co/sh7LefgCH6
Brother John's new material still goes, Paul McCartney's new kids movie probably goes, & Lil Boosie's new A.I.-powered website posits that the rap game should feel more like dealing with your health insurance provider.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/jlHE6eJmXC
Do They Have Pizza Friday in Prison?
Gene Simmons hawks sodas, Meek Mill misses Lion King and Sega, and Peter Griffin is lowkey stupid but a better father to his children than Elon Musk.
w/ @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/TinuvwAo8M
A Good Charlotte fan steals an ambulance with a patient in the back and slams it into a wall… Is this viral marketing for GTA6? Plus George Harrison's love of Austin Powers and a new nepo baby stage at Reading and Leeds. @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/8XO3YHrjgr
Chaturbate for God
Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/lVJRZ9kxGz
Chaturbate for God
Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/lVJRZ9kxGz
Wife, Pipe, and Bestie
In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
https://t.co/qswWYQXvje