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if i offend you... im sorry you dont understand sarcasm🤗

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Trying to watch @LCFC and sky+ keeps cutting off. Spent more time going out of the channel and back in than watching the game #leipne waste of money 😤

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And I've given up. Customer service from yourselves and McDonald's is atrocious, how you both are multi millionaires is beyond me. I hope the heatwave that's coming takes out all your air con in your poorly run customer service hell hole🤷‍♀️

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@JustEatUK so I ordered food from my local McDonald's at 5.22pm today Sunday 29th of July. For 50 ish mins it said order was being prepared currier was waiting. At 7pm was told it was being delivered from the otherside of town which is about a 30min drive. At 7.20 it said order

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Delivered at 6.50pm. Called the restaurant at 7.30 after the restaurant i ordered from told me a differnt number to call. they said they were waiting on a driver. I called back 20mins later and they were still waiting on a driver. Over 2 and a half hours

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#NewProfilePic

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@FosseHub He did pretty well for forest imo 🤷‍♀️
And it could have been worse it could have been Rooney 🤭

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@natsere123 @virginmedia @SkySports Haha kinda glad I stuck disney+ on and watched ncis instead 🤣

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Pay loads of money each month to @virginmedia for the sports channels... leicester city are on tv tonight and the @SkySports red button won't work so I can't watch it and because it's live I can't get radio coverage either... hope the easter bunny melts all your chocolates 🫡

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5/5 All the films my dad HAD recorded from his description of the film because he can't remember what they are called, who's in it or why he wanted to record them in the first place... gunna watch @DisneyPlus instead #virgin #Gremlins #DisneyPlus

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2/5 Would take 3 HOURS for it to try and fix it... after trying to talk to your online bot (I think he was sleepy) and it closing the chat on me I went to bed. It was nearly midnight and the tiny gremlins clearly weren't finished with the green screen and yelling welcome at me

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4/5 Everything back to normal I was very impressed with myself but hold on... those gremlins must still be drunk from new year... NONE OF THE SHOWS THAT WE'VE RECORDED ARE THERE not even in recently deleted. So thanks @Virgin I now get the joy of Googling

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1/5 @virginmedia after a few weeks of issues watching, last night the media box decided it wasn't a fan of the film #sisu and restarted. After a few mins it rebooted like a good little egg only for a green screen to appear yelling that a serious problem had been detected and

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@JasonManford watching Jason on youtube singing bring him home and crying into my alcohol... I didn't get ice so it wasn't watered-down 🫣

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@LCFC the game isn't too bad.... but are you hiding #filbertfox I haven't seen him yet and he's floofy and gets excited behind the goal 😫

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@RoyalMailHelp all this time to talk to a human to be told that the GPS won't load and might be working later and I can't complain about it being delivered to the wrong address as it hasn't been 24hours... all I want to know is who has my parcel #royalmail #angry #wheresthecoffee

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@RoyalMailHelp an item was due to be delivered today. It says it was delivered but its not here the picture shows it was left in a porch but its not my house. Your online bot isn't any help either

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@ConorMaynard As someone who is still friends with the decent ex's this hits hard 👌

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@Uber can you pm me. I have a question I don't need to make public

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When @CarrieHFletcher posts on Instagram and you find yourself scrolling through all the past reels and it's an hour and a half later.... the laundry isn't done but your in a great mood so don't care 🤣