T-Bird the Cat

Foster Cat with the MCSPCA - Toothless Wonder. Boyfriend of Lola. Fan of Ser Pounce from GoT.

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I pointed out to Lola that there were no mice in the house (except for the devious dryer mice, which I will go into more detail later).

This upset Lola greatly, as she awaits the day she will catch herself a mouse. Now she refuses to talk to me. It's quite upsetting.

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Lola and I are in couples therapy.

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Lola, however, was beside herself. She worried that her missing canine would prevent her from hunting mice and laying waste to all before her.

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It started with Lola's tooth. She had a bad infection in her right canine and the vet had to remove it.

Since I have no teeth I never have these problems.

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I have filed a complaint, insisting the girl purchase for me a new, unsullied magic rainbow. Or a banana. I would accept a magic banana as well.

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The Big Orange Jerk is the worst! He even licked my magic rainbow!

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Then the girl ruined everything by insisting we share our presents with the other cats.

The Big Orange Jerk bogarted the cat tree. Because he’s big, he’s orange, and he’s a jerk.

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Oh, and the girl got me a Santa hat. Here’s a photo of me in the hat, contemplating the life choices that led me to this moment.

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Such appropriate gifts for such deserving cats! Lola and I got a new cat tree, a giant scratching post, a cardboard scratcher, and a catnip rainbow.

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The girl promised we would have a belated Christmas celebration on New Year’s and for once, the girl was true to her word!

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The girl promises we'll celebrate a belated Christmas tomorrow.

I am skeptical of this.

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And Lola. <eyes Lola nervously>

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The girl claims she's been busy. She has been. But she needs to remember the reason for the season. And the reason for the season is ME.

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Oh! Oh! Did I tell you what I got for Christmas?

Wait, I forgot. I didn't get ANYTHING for Christmas.

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Lola will finally find mouse-flavored cat food. #NewYearsResolutionsForPets

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Happy New Year to all the #CatsOfTwitter!

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Lola notes that she has, in fact, been attempting to conquer the world for quite some time, but that she wants to be more serious about it in the New Year.

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Greetings! I wanted to check in on this New Year's Eve. Lola and I are doing splendidly. I continue to practice my french cooking while Lola has decided to conquer the world.

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@RockyIsCat Oh! What a magnificent time you look to be having. I'm quite jealous.

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Good morning, Twitter!