Danny

Ph.D. in education policy, so things are going really well right now. Why do you ask?

[Daniel Baryon @AnarkYouTube]

It is mindblowing to imagine how fast the left will grow if we simply push people with these punitive, manipulative behaviors out of our spaces. So many people I know have silently stepped away from movement spaces because they felt like they were constantly walking on eggshells.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

The bigger problem with using words like “eugenics” and “genocide” to describe a lesbian bar not requiring masks one day a week is that it trivializes the actual horrors of eugenics and genocide happening all over the world.

[zee @bestowcurse]

would you rather have an imperfect queer space that actually exists or a perfect queer space that doesn't and will never exist

[Elvia Limón @elvialimon]

I need to log off. I immediately understood all of the references here.

[Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh]

I sold all of my individual stocks in April so that Ohioans would never have to question where my priorities lie.

Meanwhile, Vivek Ramaswamy has personally invested millions of dollars in data centers and has profited from them extensively during his campaign. I’m once again calling on him to sell his individual stocks and commit to not investing in data centers.

I sold my stocks so I could faithfully serve Ohio. He's holding his so Ohio can serve himself.

[Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh]

Horns down, go Bucks.

[Ned Lewis 💙 @NedLewis4real]

If James Talarico can’t be on Kimmel, WTF is Ted Cruz doing on College Gameday?!!?

[big ketchup @remyJer_]

republicans: we have to make trans people illegal because predators will dress as women to invade their spaces!

also republicans: i love when predators dress like women to invade their spaces!

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[Danny @FosterDJ2]

@cubsfan858 Schwarber. Happ. Bryant. Baez. Willson Contreras. Starlin Castro. Could maybe say Kyle Hendricks too. Depending how far back you want to go, Kerry Wood, Mark Grace, Greg Maddux, Lee Smith.

It's all academic, obviously, but still. Plenty of homegrown Cubs out there!

[AVA VAL @AvaValComedy]

Do it, then.

No, actually DO it. Commit to the bit.

- Take hormones (I recommend injections!)
- Get facial surg, breast aug and SRS with the $ you got from being a hall of fame household name
- Change your name and live as a woman in society

Anything less is cis male COWARDICE

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

So what you’re telling us is that the threat to women’s sports was never from trans women and always from loser males?

[Danny @FosterDJ2]

The pitching equivalent of Brian Roberts, except the Cubs pulled this one off.

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

In 2017, I thought Kevin Gausman was a great fit for the Cubs. Didn't happen.

In 2019, I wanted the Cubs to take a chance on Gausman. Didn't happen.

In 2020, I wanted the Cubs to take the same chance on Gausman. Didn't happen.

In 2022, I wanted Gausman over Stroman. Didn't happen.

In 2026, I wanted to trade for Gausman, now 35 years old. It happened. A decade in the making.

A grizzly, World Series experienced veteran with a splitter that was THE splitter before splitters became a thing today.

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

In 2017, I thought Kevin Gausman was a great fit for the Cubs. Didn't happen.

In 2019, I wanted the Cubs to take a chance on Gausman. Didn't happen.

In 2020, I wanted the Cubs to take the same chance on Gausman. Didn't happen.

In 2022, I wanted Gausman over Stroman. Didn't happen.

In 2026, I wanted to trade for Gausman, now 35 years old. It happened. A decade in the making.

A grizzly, World Series experienced veteran with a splitter that was THE splitter before splitters became a thing today.

[Funky Cold Luda @lcm1986]

Finally, someone had the cojones to stick it to The Man.

[Danny @FosterDJ2]

@Delta Oh hey @Delta now your app says the flight is already gone and my trip is completed so I can't access my boarding pass. The gate agent says I need to go back every thirty minutes to get updates on when/if the plane will take off! So that's fun.

[Danny @FosterDJ2]

Look @Delta all I'm saying is that if you put us on a plane for an hour and a half and say you HOPE another flight will be available "around 730 or sometime after" you should probably give us a meal voucher that can buy a full meal in the airport. 12 dollars doesn't come close.

[Danny @FosterDJ2]

@Delta Hey @Delta me again. You sent me a push notification of my seat assignment on my new flight. But the app still doesn't have accurate info (see screenshot above) about where I'm supposed to be & when so I can sit in said seat. Any ideas? I eventually want to get to this wedding...