Zoe Everette

New (foster) mom learning the tricks of the parenting trade one humiliating lesson at a time. #fostermoming

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Explaining the Jewish genocide to a 15yo who has never heard of it before is such a real experience. How? Why? It seems so unbelievable. #theboyinthestripedpajamas

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Next time hubby’s not eating at home with us, don’t send him to Sam’s Club to get dinner. Meatloaf torture. 🤢🤮🤬

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

When I’m forced to eat a tootsie roll it just confirms the poor quality of the Halloween party.

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Second Blog: Why My Kids Crossed the Border https://t.co/272VOi5UQX

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Being away from my kids and hubby for 3 weeks (for work) and focusing on myself and I’m thinking...hmmm...did I really want all that 🤔😳😏🤣

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Writing an email to try and convince a couple to adopt a kiddo who’s called me mom the past 2 years. This is my life 😟

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Kids accusing us of abuse, meeting with boss, 1 million errands, 100 loads of laundry, so much driving and lost a puppy. Bad day.

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

👧🏽 The dog has papers from this country and I don’t 😂

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Walked into the house after being away for 8 days and 15yo breaks down sobbing she so happy to see me. What an amazing homecoming 🤩

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

First Blog Post: https://t.co/75Q4Nfo0E8

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

La Quinciñera got $160 for her birthday.
She sent $100 of it to her grandma in Honduras 🇭🇳 #thesweetestthing

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

Family friend posted that she was in the hospital.
Everyone sent their prayers and NO ONE sent her family a meal. 😧

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

@anon_adopter @SarahNaish_TP That’s great, I’m going to try that!!

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

👩🏽 My stomach hurts, I feel nauseous
👩🏻 I’m going to Subway, do you want anything?
👩🏽 I’ll have a meatball sub.
🤦🏻‍♀️

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

@anon_adopter @SarahNaish_TP Can you clarify? You told kiddo “this is what I think happened”? Did you say if you were wrong you would apologize? We have a 9yo who lies

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

3 weeks into new placement of 14yo and she said she called us her parents for the first time today. “It was weird...” 😂

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

17 days into a new placement and she asks if she can stay forever...is this still the honeymoon phase? #headoverheels #inlove #adoption

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

The universe sent us a foster kiddo 4 weeks before her 15th birthday. Challenge accepted.
#Quinciñera planning in full effect

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

👦🏽 Saves allowance to buy book at book fair
👧🏽Saves allowance to buy all the Lunchables for the rest of the school year

#fostermom

[Zoe Everette @FosterMomofFive]

9yo 👧🏽 get shot in her left shoulder
Walks out of the Dr office whimpering and limping.