Convo with Chloe (9yr old sister-in-law)
9: I suppose I like my nephew. I guess I won't sell him to New Jersey or the Nazis.
Us: *Dying of Laughter*
Why New Jersey?
9: Because we like him. Duh.
#funnyconversations#9yearsold#newjersey#donthate
9-year-old Sister in law: (In Growly Voice): I'm Batman.
Me: I've got to get you home before bedtime, Batman.
9: Batman doesn't have a bedtime. Batman can stay up until midnight.
Me: I'll compromise for 9:30.
9: Batman approves.
#kids#batman#funnyconversations