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[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Alexa play drunk by Ed sheer an

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

For mental health reason I’ve decided that anyone who votes against me on my Instagram polls (who I’m not related to) fancies me

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Have you ever been having a long day and then found out that someone’s done a shit in the bin at work. Because what the fuck is this all about

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Cracking up at my mum popping her head in to ask if I want anything from b&q cos she’s going. What does she expect me to respond like oh yeah some plywood please

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Hair

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Why pay for therapy when you can listen to Akon whilst stretching

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven.

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Don’t cry over spilt milk

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

@bringmethecelia You can hear the shame in my voice when I deep the fact that I live at home @ 23 & have to tell my mum that I’ve fucked up trying to see if milk would curdle in a soda steam

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

How can my mum get a soda stream and not expect me to try fizzy milk

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Fizzy chocy milk is 1/10, do not recommend

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Tastes oddly good tho

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Accidentally got onto tall girl tiktok help me I’m so lost

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

@HamishPWilliams Rumour has it he invented the snakebite

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

It’s the First Anniversary of Prime Minister Boris Johnson missing 5 Emergency Cobra Meetings before emerging to tell us to Wash Our Hands & Covid would go away

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I’m not “wasting my 20s” in a pandemic, I am hibernating and will emerge more powerful than anyone thought possible

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

I have no idea what my cookies are up to at this point

[Toely @FoxJ1997]

Do I love working with people or am I only enjoying it right now because it’s the only socialising I can do