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hmu if you're starting a compound

[Ivy @ VGen 🍡🐉 @DrachenIvy]

oh my god

[Char @CharOnTwitch]

My god he's done it again

[A @aadtyn]

i'm not pro drinking regularly but i do believe getting fucked up once in a while with your friends is necessary for the soul eventhough the body takes a damn hit

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[Pumraider @Steez_Louise]

Die on the weekend so I don’t waste PTO

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[Morning Du 🌤️💧 @OfTheDaygirl]

“A person without kids can’t tell me shit”

I’ve taught over 250 kids from ages 2-8 in the last 10yrs..I spend 9 months out the year, 9hrs a day with children.

Y’all can’t even recognize when your child has a learning disability.

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I worked 140 hours in the last two weeks but I have to go to a party tonight because if you say no too many times you stop having friends

[summer 🫧🫍🪼 @31frankel]

I’m a southern leftist and im proud to live here and have no plans to leave because its obvious if we don’t take care of ourselves nobody else is gonna step up to the fucking plate

[saturn 🪻 @aquariusbutch]

blue state leftists might be performative in a way red state leftists won’t because if you’re a leftist in a red state you face discrimination and ostracization. no one is being a performative leftist in a red state.

[Bruna Veronica @broonaIanz]

Ai gente, não tenho mais tempo pra jogar The Witcher 3 tudo de novo, ainda mais com todas as expansões.

Dito isso, jogarei The Witcher 3 tudo de novo, com todas as expansões.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Your 3 options after graduating college:

1. Unemployment
2. Underemployment
3. Getting a master’s degree to delay the first two options

[PokeMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

I’m once again reminded of the fact that Trump won his first election my freshman year of college when I was 18. and I am now 28 and he’s still burning the world. I think the level of mental illness I have is acceptable actually

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

😔✊🏼

[john playful @john_playful]

Sometimes I’ll see the posts talking about how Gen Z as a collective isn’t having sex or drinking or going to parties and I’m like that can’t possible be true because everyone I know does all of those things but then I remembered that I’m cool and all of my friends are cool

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Every film is foreign on stolen land

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland