Evan

Will twerk for Wendy’s

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

I'm turning 22 tomorrow and I'm sad there are no songs to describe how it feels. I don't know about you but I'm feeling disappointed.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

If the @whitesox hire @OzzieGuillen as their next manager I will give everyone who RTs this a free ticket to Riot Fest.

[blink-182 Italia @blink182italia]

It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents 🎁🎁

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

What the fuck is up Denny’s ?

[˗ˏˋ yazz ˎˊ˗ @yazzy_star]

this is actually why the show is called The Bear

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Me standing in like to see blink 182 later

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

When you finally meet someone from a dating app

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

THICCC BOI CATFISH ALERT

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

At a ska concert and it hasn’t started yet but I have already seen so much skanking

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Got my blink 182 ticket, can’t wait to feel like nobody likes me because I’m 23 again and not just because I suck

[Four Loko @fourloko]

You haven’t lived until you slide your arm into a condom full of Four Loko

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

My review for those last two episodes of stranger things: more like sadder things

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Invite me to your wedding and I’ll teach the grandparents in attendance how to do the stanky leg

[casual midwestern bullshit @ripchobani]

100 RTs and i’ll get a baja blast tattoo

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

My review for the first few episodes of the new season of stranger things: More like scary things

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[The Hill @thehill]

Actor who played Red Power Ranger among 18 charged with COVID relief fraud https://t.co/UWV8F6yfub

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Shout out to the state of Ohio for being so boring that it knocked me unconscious for a good portion of this car ride

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

My mom got me a two person hammock to make fun of me for being single

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Sometimes self care is getting high and spending an hour in a sensory deprivation chamber to really get to know yourself

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Thought I was making a friend at work but then they sent me a machine gun Kelly song

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Part of the interview for working at a dispensary is being asked to do a kickflip

[Evan @FoxeeGrandpa]

Having a sublime Christmas (I smoked two joints in the morning)