@Misshoneynut69 They all say that. I’ve had clients who were youth pastors and guys who have to turn all the religious pictures in their room around before I gagawkgagawkgagawk on their 🍆
Maybe I truly have no shame and I’m being a bad influence 😂😂😂
@Misshoneynut69 I mean if you’re already moving out…shit I’d make the proposition? Cause promise I’d blow a dude once a week for free rent and leaving me alone about my clothes on the floor. Shit do MY laundry atp 😂
@Misshoneynut69 Pfft. Rules…They can suck my rules lmao
You know that “wish me a happy birthday” was lowkey “come suck my ween” but he sounds too weird to even try 😂
@Misshoneynut69 See how you didn’t walk up and deliver him to Jesus? Very cutesy, very mindful.
When you come to Dallas we’ll go for elote and shenanigans 😂
@Misshoneynut69 I can’t do it cause I’m gonna leave dishes and crank that air 😂 I might only make $400-500 a day in Dallas cause I’m lazy but roommates are my personal hell. I turn into Jessica Lange real quick lmfao
@Misshoneynut69 Then I saw the rent! Omg! I pay $990 in Dallas for a 1br. I set my air to 66 and live my best life with a $100 electric bill. Miami is sucking you dry girl.
Me: *gives rates for quick visits*
Him: “I want an hour.”
Me: *gives rate*
Him: “That’s too much. I’ll pay (less than any rate I gave).”
Me: “No.”
Him: 😦😦😦