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[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

That #Texans win was like having sex with a guy who’s got whiskey dick.
It’s still sex, but it’s awful.

#TexansGameday #HOUvsBUF #HPTX

[Space City Home Network @SpaceCityHN]

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[BIG SARGE MEDIA LLC @BigSargeSportz]

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[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

Does Bill O’Brien have naked pictures of Cal or something?

#Texans

[D to the R to the E @DRDREon290]

WHERE THE FUKK WAS KEALIA OHAI FIANCÉ YESTERDAY???

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

@DRDREon290 You win the internet today, sir.

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

@TommyZee81 Top to bottom, the way this game was coached and played is criminal.

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

Is there a reason the #Texans can’t just lose big games gracefully?
I mean, crap the bed, okay.
But crap ALL. THE. BEDS.?

GTFOH

#NFLDivisionalRound #TEXVSKC

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

I am 1:31 away from a huge squirting orgasm.
#Texans #BillsMafia #TexvsBills
#HoustonTexans

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

10yo: Can’t wait to watch the @HoustonTexans crap the bed!

At least he has his mother’s optimism.

#HOUvsBUF #Texans

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

Spot on. Spot. On. 😂😂😂
#NFLSunday #NFL #Texans

https://t.co/forW0TMBXU

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

@TommyZee81 You okay, Tom? Hope you know me well enough to know my intent wasn’t to put you down. @PCreighton1 is a friend of mine, too, and I thought he made some valid points. I sent the link so you could judge for yourself.
Call if you wanna talk. 😘

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

@TommyZee81 @astros @PCreighton1 Ugggghhhh. 😑

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

@TommyZee81 @astros Love you, Tommy, but you’re wrong on this one. 😘🤷🏻‍♀️

https://t.co/Zcs0HHWm84
@PCreighton1

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

Formula for #Astros media coverage of all at-bats:

“Here’s [Astros player], the [first/only] to [do a Thing] ever.”

Easy peasy. You’re welcome.

#WorldSeries2019 #WorldSeries

[FoxxySports @Foxxy_Sports]

Hey @HoustonTexans can we please see about replacing Fairbairn with @KealiaOhai?
I bet @JJWatt can figure out a way to convince her to sign.

#Texans #HoustonTexans #HOUvsKC

[Armbars and Suplexes @ArmbarSuplex]

Alright guys, another big event is happening this weekend. Same as last week, who you got? #mmatwitter

[Houston ISD @HoustonISD]

All HISD schools and offices are closed today (Friday, 5/10) due to inclement weather. Schools and offices will resume normal schedules on Monday, 5/13. @abc13houston @KPRC2 @KHOU @Fox26Houston @TelemundoHou @KXLN45Houston @CW39Houston

[Grape Van Gundy @GrapeVanGundy]

ICYMI: HUGE game tonight so we did an hour of @3rdCoastTherapy on the #Rockets looking back at Game 3 and ahead to Game 4!
https://t.co/mH8y1DkzQQ