Robert Buckley

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@JeremyClarkson what could be worse, owning a Mondeo or a day fishing on a lake with Piers Morgan?

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@nawisnave sex pest face with rapeo eyes?

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@acasorguk where would someone stand on phoning in sick and being told they need to come in until cover is found?

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@RitaOra so much for two winners of X factor. Leona and who??????

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@MiamiDolphins I'm pretty sure Northampton Saints Rugby team could beat you at football right now. Sort it!

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@virginmedia no engineers, no area manager call back, no virgin media. Sky are laughing at my decision

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@virginmedia, day booked off work, Sky cancelled for Virgin media instillation. Three engineers and 8 hours later wondering if right choice?

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@SkyUK #things faster than my internet-the wife buying an outfit!

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@McIwan1 no, strictly no more war in Ireland. Unless it's for pizza, as pizza is worth a war

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She said yes her finger said no. Fingers look like mini milks being throttled.

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@iwan_evans @McIwan1 shall we go into Swansea and do a 21 gun salute of aftershock while chanting pretty shitty city.

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What is a life without a few treats.

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@piersmorgan u TWAT!

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@JeremyClarkson we know you are not a racist. That rag of a paper would not be used to catch my jizz.

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@lauren_craigx happy birthday, now get mullered.

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@Em_lou_B I won't too monged through pain killers.x

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@Em_lou_B not if I have no ammo! Ha ha

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@Em_lou_B thought I was going to get lucky. :-)

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Cock blocked by the wife!

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Sad seeing a man so deep in the friend zone. #mandown