Phoebe Fozz

The only thing I liked about my trash town was the Twitter.

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

People my age are getting engaged and having babies and my grown ass is over here updating my Bitmoji...

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

My favourite part about Toronto is that I’m currently going to Winners wearing dress pants and kitten heels— and no one is going to gaf.

[1-800-YOTEBOY @NotHayloftVEVO]

Dawg wtf is going on in Toronto

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Flight attendant is reading out the safety manual in French like a hockey boy struggling through a sciences humains presentation.

[simone @interstellifer]

white boys are wearing crop tops in horror movies again

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

@cash_money66 @TopTierPucks @zach_20007 Yeah and put the Leafs in world class 🤩

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

I was trying to come up with a tweet about how I, “fell off”, and, “used to be so clever”, on here. Well, I couldn’t even come up with something for that. I peaked at 15 and it only went downhill from there. I give up.

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

when Bad Bunny yelled CANADA

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

@cash_money66

[Soma @BB_Daigle]

If Sosa dies it’s officially over

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Augh I really wanna go run around in circles with my headphones on in the living room but my roommate is home. #thishouseisaprison

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Asking Santa for Ozempic this year.

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Yay it’s snowing— I get to be masc lesbian again!

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

I feel like I’ve been taken off the radar— so if this tweet gets ONE like, next post will be an uncensored photo of my dong. Full shaft!

[Matt LaBelle @mattlabelle]

Our phallic tower is bigger than yours

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

@samkltch Put him down

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

I’m so mad; what do you mean my best friend and I can’t terrorize everyone at each other’s funerals…?

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Long distance best-friend got a boyfriend now… I guess this means no more homoerotic tendencies with her this summer. 😞

[Phoebe Fozz @FozzPp]

Gave up on life so hard that I just started liking every song I fw on Spotify instead of organizing them into my highly thought out and curated playlists.