🏔Gozzy🌲

Yippee Ki Yay | Undisputed Holder of the Cracker Pass | The Anti-Hawley | Living, breathing Psy Op | Lost Account: @Front2WardEnemy

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

Holy fuck I'm back.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

Holy fuck I'm leaving again.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

@Snow_Blacck Spoink.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

@vplasma_ I will repeat this till the day I die:

"I shouldn't have to bother the underage worker at Walmart to unlock the cases for condoms."

Shoplifters = locks on cases. Get a job.

[Peak @shortahhbandit]

The CIA after Oswald accidentally nailed Kennedy in the head from almost 300 feet away:

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

What did they think bullet would be used for?

[NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @NOELreports]

The Swiss government has announced that it is banning exports to Polish military equipment supplier UMO after it concluded that around 645,000 Swiss-made rounds ended up in Ukraine in violation of Swiss law.

https://t.co/tUI9S29QTp

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

You don’t care if Matt Gaetz fucked a child?

[sont @SontlesJS]

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! I love the ambulance! I wanna go on a Fire Truck next!"

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

@ChristinaLibDem

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

Man lost $5 in the car seat; now the whole family gonna starve.

[Elnäthar @ElnatharGov]

The current financial crisis is unprecedented, with the economy experiencing a dramatic 62% decline. We are actively working on solutions to stabilize and restore economic growth. Updates will follow as we try to overcome this crisis and improve our economy.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

If nuclear war started now; what would you want to be your last tweet?

Think of something for archaeologists or something to dig up in the next millennium.

[Helldivers 2 Memes @HD2Memes]

@TheMiddestMesh Eve Online

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

Oh boy, I called it again.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump during meeting with House Republicans:

“I suspect I won’t be running again unless you say, ‘He’s so good we’ve got to figure something else out.’”

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

July 16, 2027

I'm currently hiding in the woods with the last known bag of Doritos as I hide from RFK J.r

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

"No sexual themes"

The fuck you promoting then? Prairie Farms?

[RADIA 🔜 OFFKAI @RadiaActive_VT]

Five seconds. I accidentally zoomed in on my chest for 5 seconds while I was trying to adjust my mascot.

No sexual themes, no violations of the dress code, no exposed bits.

5 seconds.

Are you kidding me, @Twitch?

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

The Vice President cannot be Speaker of the House unless he were to step down and run again in 2028 as a Senator; and win.

[John @SwingTradeJohn]

@GuntherEagleman @realDonaldTrump Vance could be a strategic choice for a more direct connection between the executive and legislative branches.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

@GuntherEagleman @realDonaldTrump Amazing that someone that couldn't pass American Civics has the same decision making power as me.

[₊˚⊹ ࿔ @deviilchurch]

bruh this is on you. you didn't do any research and baselessly assumed that you were trans because other people were trans. you treated it as a trend, leave actual trans people alone.

[🏔Gozzy🌲 @Fr0nt2WardEnemy]

Not anytime soon.

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

-Young
-Latino(a)
-popular with young people
-working class bona fides
-drives out base
-popular with suburban women
-won’t alienate the base
-progressive populist
-issue oriented
-proven winner as an underdog
-authentic

Madam President?