The Ice King

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[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

It does not matter. They will feel my frozen wrath.

[THE ICE KING JOINS PARODY TWITTER]

#PTWT #RP

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@DESPA1R_NURS3 I miss my evil cube astronaut boyfriend, Mikan.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@DESPA1R_NURS3 I miss my evil cube astronaut boyfriend, Mikan.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@DESPA1R_NURS3 ...

I'm now just hungry.

Wanna get pizza

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@DESPA1R_NURS3 If anything, Elon Musk wins.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

I don't think you know what despair is.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

See?

Despair.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

???

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

None, as in n-no vacation home...

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

There is literally none.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

I d-don't know.

You tell me.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

What would even be the benefit of lying about my vacation home?

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

S-sounds like a lie.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

I literally own a vacation home in the desert.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

Oh, sure.

I believe you.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

I don't mind my own business towards threats to reality.

[The Caring Knight @RoaringKnight08]

You're...just another...leftover...
...For...them to...take...out...

...I...am no...threat to...you...
Unless...you make yourself...a...threat to me...
. . .
Which...is pretty...stupid...of ya...

...I suggest...you...stay...out of my...way...
And mind...your...own business...

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

My ice doesn't melt.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

Go t-to a desert and then come talk to me again.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

Clearly not, to the ultimate semi-annoyance.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

Ehehehe...

But it doesn't matter.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

The way you're talking REALLY inspires confidence.

[The Caring Knight @RoaringKnight08]

. . .
I'm...not afraid...of...you...

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

That doesn't shock me.

[Mikan Tsumiki @DESPA1R_NURS3]

Y-you're not the first, nor the last, to c-call me such.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@HEAD_OF_DESPAIR My point exactly.

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

You don't look normal.

[Xx_YAOITRON9000xX @xxyaoitron9000x]

Uuuuhhhnmmnmm mmmm mmnnnm well...... well...... welcome a Mormal nan guy! Normalful guy Manson Yes Siree!

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

@HEAD_OF_DESPAIR Am I wrong?

[The Ice King @Fr0zenRuler]

How quaint.

You're afraid of a little cold?

[The Caring Knight @RoaringKnight08]

* . . .

* Seems you got an unexpected reaction, shocked for a moment

* It figured you'd respond differently

* . . .

* It'd rather not

* You can tell it's fear, but its visor shifts into a smug grin

* It wouldn't want to waste time with you