Francis Sturt

Humorous Author and keen joke blogger.
Creator of over 1000 original British, Irish & World-Themed Jokes.
"Doctor, I feel like a camera."
"Polaroid?"
"Chronic."

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

"Never underestimate the strength of the Human Will. If people are determined to do it, they will do it, even if ALL calculation proves it to be impossible." Josif Bros

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Some people are complaining we are fielding a candidate against John McDonnell. There is much I could say about him but I won't. I prefer to put it this way. DON'T Vote Labour. A vote for Labour - for ANY Labour candidate - is a vote to put Starmer into Downing St. We will not do that. Neither should you. Mr McDonnell should LEAVE Labour and stand independently. @WorkersPartyGB

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Some people are complaining we are fielding a candidate against John McDonnell. There is much I could say about him but I won't. I prefer to put it this way. DON'T Vote Labour. A vote for Labour - for ANY Labour candidate - is a vote to put Starmer into Downing St. We will not do that. Neither should you. Mr McDonnell should LEAVE Labour and stand independently. @WorkersPartyGB

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

There are RED, BLUE, YELLOW AND GREEN TORIES!

[Peter Symons#NHSLove❤.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.🍉 @brookebay21]

Could not be bought

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@christymoore45 MI5 are on to me night and day. Why? I adore kids and cats and would die for ALL of them. Suicide seems an attractive solution! Hugs x

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@GuardianBooks Over 32 years of MI5 persecution for my beliefs and Truth-Telling. Freedom? What freedom?
My new book "Different & Dirty Jokes" is out now.

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@georgegalloway Hi George, Congratulations on your election. Are you tailed by the funny people? I am close to taking my life due to MI5 persecution for my "Truth-telling" since 1992. Every day I am blasted with sexual nonsense. Help? Keep on to the final round. Hugs, Francis.

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

Paedophile politicians - the ones that got away
Sympathetic support for lowering the age of consent, child porn, pederasty and even an established Westminster paedophile ring have been covered up in the corridors of power, writes STEVEN WALKER

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@benonwine And for the failed MI5 agents! Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho! Ho!

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@christymoore45

A policeman waves down the traffic outside the Guinness Brewery, and says "Allow the Proletariat to cross."
A pedestrian shouts out "When are you going to let the Catholics cross?"

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@writer_s_downes I've got cats on my brain!

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@christymoore45 Politico: Hi Christy. I am your Conservative MP.
Christy: You're a fecking Git then! MP: How did you know that I am an orphan?

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@christymoore45 Doctor I feel like a camera.
Dr: Polaroid? Me: Yes, Chronic. Dr: Take these Viagra pills and see what develops Me: I love you, Doctor.
Dr: Snap out of it and is that your mobile vibrating?

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@christymoore45 I AM A TRUTH TELLER AND TRUTH TELLERS HAVE BEEN PERSECUTED SINCE CHRIST!!!
I am the only person in Britain who has made his unconscious conscious including sexual repression!

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

@christymoore45 Co-Counselling. Personal dreams. Pleasuring Yourself. Illegal thoughts. Thoughtcrime! Welcome to the Totalitarian Consumer World. Barroga!

[sam @Britton65Sam]

Absolutely 😂😂😳😂

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

Any lonely male students out there?

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

Is anyone interested in the secret to making easy cash on online casinos with very little money of your own? No scam!

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

Are any College/Uni lads looking to make easy cash? Hugs x

[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

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[Francis Sturt @FrSturt]

Why do Labour MPs sound like sheep?
Ba! Ba! Blair! Blair! Beer! Beer! Beer!