Fragaria Simulator

Fragaria is a genus of low-growing perennial herbs in the rose family (Rosaceae) commonly known as strawberries.

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@danceofthedream Bigfoot is real and he did 9/11

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@PukeCreature No one you’re not a guy

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@AUGtist She’s not hot at all

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@Im_human_too_ I am gaining diamonds

Guess I am attracted to miners

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@andyryan1945 I forgot about this

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Kid who’s imaginary friend is Adolf Hitler

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Daddy needs you to pull the trigger, kitten. Take the shot

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@PukeCreature Me: aborting my sperm

Mitch McConnell: giving crazy head

Us: leading the West to a new, brighter future

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@snackattack_101 @AyaWeLoveYou @penuelist_ You sound like a woman who is touching herself as she types that out

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@42069volshebnik That’s a long screenshot

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@SameSexulator That’s good

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@99heads12684 My current pfp could pass as a raspberry

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I’ve just received word that strawberry will be back in 3 months

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@Im_human_too_ It’s like watching your best friend fall into drug addiction

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@HapistRitler you still get to post after that but when I make a joke about the homeless I get locked for 90 days

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@Im_human_too_ Can I see your dick before you cut it off please

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@TrailerTrashceo WIZARD! NO!

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@Im_human_too_ The howlers have been falling off

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@Im_human_too_ I don’t believe you. Proof?

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@fleshsimulator Yes, although if we are going to call this fair conquest then no one can complain about what happens to them next