Rebecca Furlong

Haggard housewife who can't cook, won't clean and shouldn't be left in charge of children

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@CobblerCare done, thank you. I'll be interested to hear their explanation

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@CobblerCare you have amazed me: £65 for a watch battery!! Guy in front paid £18?! Does mine enable time travel as well as time telling?

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@JLcustserv did that yesterday

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@johnlewisretail ordered a sofa in Oct for pre-Xmas delivery. It's still not here. FYI the £1,600 wasn't meant as a gift. We'd like a sofa

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super I've since endured soft play, shopping, and Jack mooning in the middle of Giraffe

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super @smilesallen my eyes do not feel like they should be open right now. 6hrs sleep last night - feel caustic

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super Stu should really change his personal theme tune

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@stu_mather_ it's tough, but sometimes you have to make a decision in a heartbeat

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@stu_mather_ their elbows can be quite sharp

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super at least you got a text

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

Just catching up with Strictly. When did Kylie morph into Lulu?

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

Sid looks like he's off to play darts

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@john_furlong :/

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@john_furlong don't you dare!!!

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super er, I am clearly the best fraggle!

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

I've no proof, but I'm pretty sure Hilary DV is Edward Scissorhands

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@john_furlong with the notable exception of Timmy Mallet of course

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

Hope there's not too big a gap between Britain's Got Sport finishing and Strictly starting

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

Dermott looks like he's wearing clothes from the 'passably clean, providing you don't sniff them' pile next to the laundry basket

[Rebecca Furlong @FragglesF]

@Becky_Super does it have its roots in the reverse pterodactyl?