Slow cooked pork

sex is cool but have you heard of men sex? that's were it's at

[Slow cooked pork @FragrantlyTrash]

I blame this, this is where it all went wrong imo

Should've seen it coming but Oh nO "ooga booga me cook fire" I guess fuck you 🖕

[ella ★ @stanwayszn]

OHHHHHHH YES

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This is a 15 minute city, btw.

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Tell me again about the FUCKING sirens

[heidi central @heytherenrds]

first and last day of work! 👮‍♀️

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

“We’re preparing them for the real world” sure man, personally I think it sounds like you just enjoy being mean to kids but I could be wrong

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”

[riley @kizuriley]

Im crying man

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

put him in a pool and delete the ladder

[wano_please @wano_please]

you can see the moment elon musk takes over

[Tommy ⚢ @AnxiousSquidler]

MOUTHWASHING CANON VOICES JUST DROPPED????

[Eli @rats7]

so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

it would have been cool if pictures like this mattered to his supporters

[Colby (Comms Open) @ColbyNowNow]

CRIMES (1/3)

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

You cannot reform this.

[isaiah @tlop444]

who is competing with this discography man