Sardo Numspa

You know me.. I'm on your TV.

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Almost 4 years since I was here last. What’s new?

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Are we at the part yet where the Oompa Loompas sing a song while they take Trump away??

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Hey @HuffingtonPost you might want to change your front page display so the gun is not pointing at a baby.

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Can you do one where your a bird with a candy bar head? “@GingerS_: Shooting custom videos soon! Send me your request"

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Lost your pt job at Arby's huh? “@TheDailyShow: Tonight! The good news is we're back! The bad news is everything else!”

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@sheseemslegit do you ever think about getting work as an @lenadunham stunt double?

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@sheseemslegit I left twitter for a year and your still doing your thing.

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Aaaaand.. be canceled by next fall "@NBCLA: A new sitcom starring Bill Cosby could debut as early as next summer"

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McDonald's ..ain't no fun if your homie can't haaaave buns #ClassicSlogans

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@vonswank I used to follow you on MySpace

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@vonswank

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Naww ... i already jerked it to the opening number. “@kathygriffin: TONYS! TONYS! TONYS! Are you watching???”

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David Stern ... “@ESPN_FirstTake: Who has control of the Finals now?”

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@VICE only Fred still listens to that band.

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There was a baby found in a sewer today #perspective

“@MissKellyO: Loving my new studded hula hoop and #Chanel hula hoop hand bag!!!

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@robhuebel as long as you pee'd on his foot.. you'll be fine.

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Tricks are something whores do for money Michael.

“@chrisilluminati: Every David Blaine trick is called "Dick in a Box"”

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@drivenbyboredom it's all the years of taking Teamocil.

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I just came from the future where @AmandaBynes turns into Angelyne.