fran hoepfner

📝 senior news writer @vulture 👩🏻‍💻 + fran magazine dot substack dot com 🗞️

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

My METCALFE IS LAURIE
MY BEANS ARE SHOSHANA
MY CHRISTIAN BORLE (surely he’s there)
ALECIA B MOORE

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@PatchNavillus smiling big

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do BACKROOMS' women really care what's happening in the titular backrooms? https://t.co/SXPDH1lrbq

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until somebody builds a bigger guest

[A24 @A24]

They made a new kind of weapon. And they’re testing it on us.

Buckle up for Adam Wingard’s super soldier slasher ONSLAUGHT, starring Adria Arjona, Alex Pereira, Dan Stevens, and more. In theaters Sept 4.

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wrote a bit about THE CRASH https://t.co/kHG4XmYiZX

[Mute Caroline until Oct if you hate baseball @carolineavenue]

LOS ANGELES! Tickets are now on sale for me and @tessastrain's hometown premiere of REVELATIONS OF DIVINE LOVE!!!

TUES, JUNE 23 at 2200 Arts!!

GOIN' FAST!

https://t.co/6jE1BzjRUs

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

🙋‍♀️

[fran hoepfner @franhoepfner]

Happy Smiling Fran

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

Mike Leigh’s next film now has a title: Tender Loving Care.

It made it near the top of our 100 most-anticipated films of 2026: https://t.co/70ZyTliQ1J

[lp @lilypuckett]

the existence of “protein cold foam” is a policy failure

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@kindle_roy literally so sad

[Mute Caroline until Oct if you hate baseball @carolineavenue]

SAT, MAY 16!

REVELATIONS OF DIVINE LOVE comes to the Davis Theater for one nite only! Co-presented by our pals at the Oscarbate Podcast (helloooo @workhusband)

And yes, we will have iconic DIVINE LOVE hats for sale!

Tix here: https://t.co/xPSXclE8Yz

[fran hoepfner @franhoepfner]

ME x MAURA HIGGINS x REALITY MASTERMINDS for @vulture https://t.co/as9P45JdMF

[Vulture @vulture]

Maura Higgins won’t be returning to ‘Fiji’ this year, but that’s because she’ll be busy on the dance floor. The ‘Traitors’ star talks Ciara Miller, Lisa Rinna, and more in her confessional interview. https://t.co/ktTeDRsufV

[Jason P. Frank @jasonspank]

talked to andy cohen about bravo's turn toward meta, high and low culture, and whether he'd want nene leakes back on RHOA (his take is that she's not needed).

link below

[fran hoepfner @franhoepfner]

@willystaley I let the rage cloud my writing...

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no Billy Joel in the T Mag greatest living songwriters feature......... when was the last time you listened to Zanzibar?

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@BoronTheFloor sweety drops!!!

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when these guys are in a salad I'm eating I go crazy

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@SophyRomvari now we're even!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cinema Guild @CinemaGuild]

"Experienced as cinema, every frame of DRY LEAF enacts a drama of form."

Dennis Lim (!) on Alexandre Koberidze's film, for @nybooks.
https://t.co/thVXsWVmGs

[fran hoepfner @franhoepfner]

had some thoughts on FAMESICK too: https://t.co/lI5rHHvFXJ