French Shitposting

Your prime destination for all things related to the French language, the French people, and France. Render unto the Kebabman

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Master thread of words I hate in French.
Salut
Est-ce que (it’s not really a word but still)

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Did we all forget that China has a “Naught Boy Protocol” where if you say something unkind or don’t pick up a piece of trash you can no longer own property, and the only want to become a Good Boy is by paying the government?

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Since pit bulls are English descended dogs King Whoever’s first act should be paying reparations to all the abandoned and neglected pit bulls of the world

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@NoamKissinger No more One Way streets

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Even when French people aren’t working remotely, they’re working remotely as their true self is perpetually at the kebab shack

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Honhonhon

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I don’t remember this joke and why it was funny

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This account has always been pro Poutine for obvious reasons but now we’re pro Putin for single-handedly defeating covid. Only true French linguists will get the subtle joke in here.

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@SNicotinus I DONE GOT ME 47 DEAD BRITONS KILLED

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@elonmusk My brother in Christ, can’t you just change the algorithm?

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Also I’ve been talking to a lot more quebecois, yes, their accent is exactly as silly as you’ve heard

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My Siri is still in French and it’ll read my texts (in English) and Siri’s shit accent and pronunciation reminds me of my former students 💔

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Wishing you all a very pleasant Kebab Mixte Frites Schweppes Agrume today

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So I always wondered what happens if you turn off airplane mode mid flight. Well I did it, and it turns out that the French are still on strike

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Sure as Gods got sandals I would sell my first born for a kebab frites boisson à emporter

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“Bonheur” sounds like “boner”, which is a meme. But also “bonheur” = “happiness”, which when pronounced in a French accent sounds like “a penis.” Wild

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People that belong in hell:
Oaki from BOTW
Tingle
Whoever taught French kids that you don’t have to pronounce H’s in English because APPARENTLY SOMEBODY TAUGHT FRENCH KIDS THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO PRONOUNCE H’S IN ENGLISH

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Master list of sins the French have committed:
Drinking coffee out of bowls
Eating plain yogurt
Eating cheese yogurt
Not having maruchan

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“Hey look at this funny twitter account! Some American guy tweets silly French stuff and absurdist nonsense.”
French person: “Oh cool!”
“He calls you out on your bullshit too!”
French person:

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*me looking at viral tweets knowing that shitting on the French will never make me viral*

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If the French devoted half the energy they put towards their handwriting into anything else, they would conquer this planet. Wesh.