greg francendese

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. -Dr. Suess

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

@vanillaopinions You suck dick better than your mama

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

My dumbass thought Ava from Abbott snuck into the State of the Union for a selfie

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

@NCassiel Wonka werking to snatch up them oompas

[Joseph Mwamba @JoeMightLikeTV]

This makes me laugh so so hard

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

@thepaulbeck Do I get first round pick? Okay cool. Trinity The Stuck Tuck Taylor Thomas. Go!

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

The Purple line smelling like a dirty terrarium got me feeling all nostalgic. RIP to all my frogs and salamanders that died in my 10 year old care

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Quinta Brunson cutting off her own Golden Globes speech because she saw Brad Pitt in the audience…a MOOD

“Comedy brings people together. Comedy gives us all the same laugh-- hey, Brad Pitt!”

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ baby t ♥ @misslollipop59]

lucia collecting the men of #thewhitelotus like infinity stones

[Másha @mashapotatohead]

No thoughts just @derryqueenhaha as Roz from Monsters Inc.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

In the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 "solutions" and none of them are gun control.

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

gays really say “kim petras is reviving pop” and then every song sounds like this https://t.co/szSkpRMZ8K

[Gia Vang @Gia_Vang]

She did it. @sunisalee_ is the queen of the women’s gymnastics all-around finals and her parents. OMG. Tears every where. 🥺 #Gold #TokyoOlympics #hmong

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

a pigeon at pride

[Thurl Ravenscroft’s voice @latortuga78]

Soon as he lit that cigarette I knew he was about to school his ass. 😂

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

@Bojangles @EMoulsino but plz share w me

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

First girl says GAY RIGHTS

[venom broly @venombroly]

This is art

[greg francendese @FranceInDC]

@biminibabes Same mama. Rightie by craft. Leftie by smash.