Frances Pittman

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The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. ~Author Unknown

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It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading. Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. Andy Gibb

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There are people who have money and people who are rich. Coco Chanel

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. ~Oscar Wilde

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There never will be complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers. —Susan B. Anthony

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Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse. Golda Meir

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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~Frederike Ryder

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There are no pockets in a shroud. ~Author Unknown

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I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy. Vanessa Hudgens

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My sexual preference is often. ~Author Unknown

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I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy. Frank Carson

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A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. ~Harry Lauder

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Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside. Alex Walsh

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Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price. Jean Baudrillard

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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. ~H.L. Mencken

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel

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Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. Ambrose Bierce