HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.
He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.
He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.
He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.
I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.
I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.
By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.
You can't hack what you can't interface with.
He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.
I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".
He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.
I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.
Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.
No, el Atlético de Madrid nunca haría algo así. Sin embargo, en los últimos meses venimos sufriendo una campaña de acoso y derribo sobre uno de nuestros jugadores. Filtraciones interesadas, 'fake news', faltas continuas de respeto, la versión culé de la maquinaria inventando historietas, llamadas antes de enfrentamientos directos... Pero claro, a nosotros tampoco se nos ocurriría tener a sueldo al vicepresidente de los árbitros o recurrir a favores políticos para inscribir a jugadores. RESPETO y VALORES.
@naanthannaantha You have to be a “killer” as they said in the movie. Same thing Logan Roy said to Kendal in Succession “You’re not a killer. You have to be a killer”.
Es un día perfecto para rescatar este vídeo y recordar los malabares que se dijeron para justificar el afrontar una temporada con Alaba, Militao, Rüdiger y Vallejo. Estando 3 de ellos recién operados.
@FeyiKeta Unless Toji has the Inverted Spear of Heaven, I don’t see how he’s winning this. Still, it’s a tough one because we have only seen Toji in specific contexts. Maki put up a bit of fight against Sukuna so Toji has definitely got a chance
@JMartiLector A mi lo que me llama la atención es que dice que lleva mas de 10 años de experiencia y no llega ni a los 30 de edad. Que todas sus operaciones las realice con el móvil también da que pensar.
A la espera estoy de que se destape, si hay algo claro
It's hilarious asl that the episode that explains the arc and it's purpose got the lowest ratings and niggas will come on here to say they don't understand what's happening in the show