Francesca Evans

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

@ashleighfellows What’s a metabolism?

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

I don’t understand why Uber drivers say they are on a bike when they obvs are not.

[Dale Evans @TheDaleEvans]

????? Still don’t wanna take responsibility for damages

[Dale Evans @TheDaleEvans]

Oi @wearespeedy why are are insurance company sending me an email taking no responsibility for making my drive sink. Saying they didn’t come onto my drive, WITHOUT CONSENT? Shall I start by going down the trespassing route?

[Alison Hammond @AlisonHammond]

I wish everything was as easy as getting Fat !

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

I can’t even taste carling 😭

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

I wish I could wear a shacket and not look like a butch lesbian.

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

I used to love Christmas, but as the years go on the more a dread it

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

@TheDaleEvans Alright labour supporter

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Love that Dudley are doing this firework display

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

I don’t actually understand what’s changed today, apart from the fact I can’t visit people 😡

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Moms cooked a turkey and is playing Christmas music, she’s a vibe.

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Il be thin one day, just not today.

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

@TheDaleEvans Where

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Iv had the best 2 weeks off with Charl and Henry, I don’t wanna go back to work Monday 😭😭😭😭

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Fuming I didn’t win the house of the raffle

[Francesca Evans @FrancescaJ_xx]

Im fucking sick of everyone and covid, piss off.