Francesca Cassinelli-Chapman

proud owner of @lushnails1

[miia @miiagarro]

i love soup with a little bread. i would've been the best peasant

[insane genius @bitchwife420]

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably

[💐Nana Ama💐 @aama25_em]

Strictly's on so it means Christmas is coming #strictly

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

i always tell people to “drive safe” then get in my car and drive straight into a curb

[dior @statictheory]

this song came out 6 years ago and still sounds so new and fresh to me that’s what happens when you create a timeless masterpiece

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

sorry i can't come out tonight i have Bed

[faith @faiththegemini]

I dont knowwwww sometimes i be feeling like i can sing a little

[steph @steph_mcca]

I thrive in a waiting room. u need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries love i do this at home

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

See you at 11:30pm 🎹

[Tiffany Samantha @cakefaceshawty_]

Looks like a boat. Probably smooth sailing or something.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

my body: please we are begging you to eat a vegetable or drink a single glass of water

me looking at the christmas cookie tray:

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

Me after one Aperol Spritz

[michael wave @michael___wave]

astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience

[James Raftery 🇮🇪🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ :flag-you-hate: @james_raftery]

The world looking at the USA #USAElection2024

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Little tip: If you’re looking for something fun and cheap to do in the UK right now why not try going to bed at 5:45pm

[Tom @tomsnyds]

One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

girls want one thing and it’s the house from practical magic