Sir Francis Drake

I hate the Spaniards, love long boat rights, enjoy conquering peoples land. Also I’m the first British guy to circumnavigate the globe.

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

This is Francis’s crew mate, he left his twitter open. He passed away from disease. So naturally we put him in a suit of armor and laid him in a lead coffin. We pushed it over board as a final fairwell. #RIP #sad #MissYouAlready

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Feelin‘ kinda sick, hope this last trip I’m doing goes well #feelbetter #goodluck

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

The Queen had me go on two more trips with boats that didn’t leave me. We took over so much territory that belonged to Spain. #feelsgood #england

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

We decided to sail back home through the scenic route and through The Philippines. Apparently that makes me the first British man to circumnavigate the globe #poggers #circumnavigate

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

It got real cold so we decided to settle at this weird california shaped area, claimed some land and named it New Albon #SanFrancisco #California

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Just been sailing up across some coast, it’s getting a little chilly so I hope this all goes well. #ShouldHaveBroughtAJacket #Sailing

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Don’t anyone worry, the Queen gave me permission to plunder so it’s cool. #privateer #GodSavetheQueen

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Thinkin‘ about raiding some of the Spaniards. Need some food and I need some payback. #Revenge #food #raidshadowlegends

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Just hit some coast, gettin some South American vibe. Is it named that yet? #future #SouthAmerica

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

So like all but 1 ship is gone. They others had problems like mutiny, getting lost at sea, and just kinda disappearing. Spooky #spooky #standingstrong #alonetime

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

The Queen just assigned me to go claim some land in that dank new land mass. Hope none of my 5 ships don’t disappear or something #travel #queen #babynut

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

So the spainish bamboozled us and tried to attack me, but lucky me I escaped. #hatespain #escape #cantstopwontstop

[Sir Francis Drake @FrancisDrake79]

Yo bout to head out to Africa to help out with “business”, hope nothing goes wrong. #bless #safetravels #shadybusiness