Didn’t sleep last night because our youngest has HFMD
Cried all night (we both did)
Family traveled 5 hours to Missouri earlier for my brothers wedding this weekend —Scottie screamed bloody murder for 3 of those hours because her feet itched so badly
We are in hell right now, men
🚨TRENDING: A Reddit users just found a way to end tanking in the NBA:
- All arena beers start the season at $10 league-wide
- For ever win, teams can sell beer for + $0.35
- For ever loss, teams must DROP beer price -$0.20
If this were in place, Wizards would have to pay fans 10 cents every time they ordered a beer.
Breaking news. A deal has been struck. @Return_Of_RB and I will be streaming Mich/Bama Friday Night at NYC office. (Picks central crew invited). If Bama wins Rico gets 10 year deal with his salary doubled. If Michigan wins Men of Honor podcast with @JeffNadu A weekly pod running through football and college hoops season. Club option to extend it a year. #menofhonor #nadu #bosco #michigan #pumpparty #itsallontheline
2026 Will be the year of drinking.
The sober overlords will be overthrown.
The dive bar and cocktail bar will rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
Bonds formed. Stories exchanged. Memories forgotten but never lost.
There really isn’t “unlimited” money in CFB. It may appear that way, there definitely is many wealthy donors.
But the money isn’t recycled. It’s not a sustainable business model. NIL, as it’s currently laid out, is donation based. And these donations are not tax deductible.
It’s simply impossible to expect $20-$30-$50M checks to continue to be written each year, when the only return to those “investors” is getting to see their favorite team “maybe” win.
Steve Sarkisian opens the SEC Coaches Teleconference with comments on his status at Texas: "I'd like to comment something before I get into our team that has been bothering me now over the past few weeks. That is people reporting that are insinuating that there's a possibility I could leave the University of Texas, and that is absolutely false and untrue.
I'm not going anywhere. Never do I do this because I never want to be a distraction, so I never address these things. At this point, I feel like this is important that I do this because it's important for our team. It's important for our university. I've had no discussions, not with my agent, not with the university, not with any other school, not with any NFL team about ever going anywhere else. I came here to win championships.
I've got two kids enrolled at the University of Texas, one in law school, one on our team. I've got a third that hopefully decides to enroll at the University of Texas next fall. My wife and I just had our son here in Austin. This is our home. We came here to win championships. We've built a damn good football program over the five years that we've been here. We've been to two College Football Playoffs. We won a Big 12 championship. We went to the SEC Championship game in year one. We've had 23 players drafted the last two years, which is more than any other school in the country and our team GPA is at an all-time high. Can we please stop putting things out there that you have absolutely zero evidence on? Can we please stop retweeting and putting it back out there as if it's true? As if it's the gospel? It is not true. If you have a question about my future, call me or call Chris Del Conte our athletic director and we can set the record straight for you so everybody understands.
So moving forward, when some Joe Blow decides to put something on social media out there, we all don't run with it like it's the gospel. Can we all agree on that on this call? If you have a question about my future with the University of Texas, ask me on one of these calls. Ask Chris Del Conte. He'll be more than happy to take your call so that we can set the record straight and so we can focus on our football team, which is what we should be doing. Everybody good with that?"