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[Gabby Frang @FrangGab]

And for my next act, I will learn 8 weeks worth of midterm material in 1 night!

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

my coworker’s gorgeous mind

[Rachel Watson @rwatson_2]

My grandma had one of these in her kitchen that strictly played cooking shows 24/7 and it was the most comforting thing to me

[rennicka @rennbaebae]

wearing my fur ugg slippers even though it’s 105 degrees outside

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

was eating chips and he brought me his doggie chip toy 😭 now we are eating chips together !!!!

[jill @littlefucky]

Pretending I’m an influencer that got sent a free toilet

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[Nate Rogers @Nate_Rgrs]

Had to go into a Chase to open an account and was making small talk with the bank guy while we went through the forms. I said "I remember when I was a kid this was a—" and he cut in sagely: "a Boston Market, yes." He knew his role as the keeper of the land's history

[Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt) @LustrDustr]

Ate a random fruit off of a tree in front of my mom’s house and now my left eye is starting to tingle

[joey @joboduj]

and for the lady, perhaps a rotisserie chicken

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

russian man at my friend’s hostel describe alcohol as a lubricant for the conversational sphincter and then fell down the stairs head first after several negronis

[muwt @muwt]

how can u not love facebook marketplace

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Going into the Cocktail bar and showing the Bartender this Photo

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Someone said “Why do we have to say Mary J Blige whole name?” LMFAOOO

[JesterHilde @JesterHildeX]

they're organ harvesting the chuck e cheese cast on ebay

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Paris by ynhp