Frankie Foreskin

National Freakball League and FBU Senior Insider 🚨 FANTASY FOOTBALL🚨

[Frankie Foreskin @Frank4Skin]

And as part of the problem because I’m a bum ass motherfucker, I wanted to give the Pluckville Squilchers their flowers on a hell of a season that will forever be cemented in National Freakball League history.

Rock Cock Squilchers 💐

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With the new season right around the corner, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the recent winners of the National Freakball League, the Pluckville Squilchers.

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The 2025 Pluckville Squilchers had one of the most decorated, successful season in all of Freakball, yet feel underappreciated. They went on an 11 game win streak to end the year and went untalked about in the media as true contenders until around November.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

The National Freakball League has announced that the NFL Draft will take place on Sunday, August 16th, with festivities such as the opening ceremony and Royal Rumble taking place at 6PM and the Draft beginning at approximately 7:30PM.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

THE NATIONAL FREAKBALL LEAGUE SCHEDULES HAVE BEEN RELEASED 👀

Opening day of the 2026 season starts off with banner night between the reigning champion Pluckville Squilchers and the Cranksville Hogs 🍿

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@straightmeltzer Cobsville in the big 25

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Freakball has expanded their playoffs from 6 teams to 8 teams due to league expansion.

If this was implemented last year, the 8 seed Junkville Jorkers would've taken down the future champion Pluckville Squilchers in the first round!!

Let the fun begin 🍿

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@straightmeltzer Warren lowkey a beast too

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BREAKING: The National Freakball League has implemented the "lineup protection" rule. Injured players still in a starting lineup will be automatically swapped before their team's game starts.

Fuck those international games.

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@M0ltke I got new Gooners team doctor Violet Myers to goon to!

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Rumors: The Oklahoma Gooners have allegedly hired Violet Myers to fill in their vacant Team Doctor role, with reports coming out that she showed great skills as a potential masseuse for the players.

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This is not a lineup optimizer however. If a player is injured mid-game, they are not replaced with a healthy player on the bench. This rule only applies to players "Out" or on "Injured Reserve" in a starting lineup before their respective game starts.

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Minor spelling error. I should go die

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The rumors are true: Commissioner Elliot Lacasse has announced that the National Freakball League has expanded from 10 teams to 12 this. The league has announced that Gary, Indiana and Brownsville, Minnesota are the winning cities of each bid.

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Mayor Jean Meyer and the town of Brownsville woke up to the call of a lifetime; They were getting a Freakball league team.

“The league just made me cum in my face- I meant room” - Meyer said.

Mike Dulaney is set to lead the team as Owner and GM of the Brownsville Blumpkins.